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#410
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to be a leader, you don't need to be arrogant.
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#411
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To gain an unyielding mind, one must serve Cthulhu for a long time.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#412
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to serve Cthulhu, you must serve in the South-North-African-Somali-Eastern army =-O

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#413
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to serve in the South-North-African-Somali-Eastern army, you need to have a lot of your own clones.
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#414
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To have a lot of clones, you need to be the governor of California and fail to die at the right time.
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#415
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it's better to fail than to not fail at the right time; you need to be a complete loser.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#416
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To be a complete loser, you need to live in a house with a thousand black cats.
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#417
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to live in a house with a thousand black cats, you shouldn't be Cr@zy Wolf =/ ))
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#419
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to get a rabies shot, you need to run around naked in front of a mental hospital, yelling "I'm gonna get you! Pew pew!" (I checked:))

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#420
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To achieve this, one must be wise.
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#421
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to be wise, one must meditate.

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#422
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to meditate, you need to walk around with a thoughtful expression.
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#423
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To have a smug expression, you need to eat a kilogram of lemons.
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#424
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to eat a kilogram of lemons, you need to have a toilet nearby.