Posts from Break it. Auto-translated

...But then you realize that magic/forces affecting the mind don't work on the undead.

I'm fed up with everything, I left the battlefield. I went to sleep in a coffin. I'm restoring my strength and energy.

...while you're sleeping, I'll unleash a powerful blast of Force Lightning on you.
I raise the sleeping Revan with telekinesis, preparing to finish him off...

....Ordinary elite ghouls burst into the room, my minions, ready to tear you apart.
I woke up and watched the carnage...

...I kill the ghouls with a lightsaber and Force Lightning, and then I use Force Healing on your wounds in reverse, almost killing you. Using Mind Trick, I order you to kill Vis'trit, which you are about to do.
I watch as Revan fights Vis'trit...

...= I'm saying it for the second time: "not undead (because vampires are undead)" and like all undead, they are not susceptible to mind control.
With my right hand, I use Force Grip to lift you up, and then with my left hand, I use Force Lightning (by the way, not everyone can use everything at once ;)).
I destroy Hel....

...but then I show up...
He grabs two imaginary kids by the scruff of their necks, separates them, and gives them a long lecture about how they shouldn't steal coffins, fight with sticks, or shout in public.
He's lecturing them...

Revan, the mind control effect works on undead. Especially on intelligent undead, like vampires. ...however, we push you back with telekinesis, after which I shoot Revan with Force Lightning and order him to finish off VisTrit. I observe the battle between VisTrit and Revan...

...but I, who have been observing this heretical conflict for so long, am tired of it, and I will end it by ordering Exterminatus.
I watch with a smile on the screen as the planet is engulfed in flames...

...but the flame spreads to the monitor and... (guess what happens next:) ) DISMEMBERMENT!!!!1 :)
I'm gathering wildflowers... (everything is quiet, nothing foreshadows trouble...)

...and together with them, I gathered a couple of land mines :)
I'm eating ravenously!

...some kind of nonsense :D
I'm trying to flirt with girls...

...and it turned out that they were guys dressed up as girls.

I'm breaking my monitor...

...they used to make monitors. A hit with a sledgehammer – and you get a scratch. After a couple of hours, you get tired of trying to break it...
Waiting for the moment of truth...

...but only hour Y is coming :)
I'm sad...

...but you're an optimist and don't get upset, that's right! I'm crushing everyone with my axe thrower...