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#390
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...caught a cold, died, turned into plasticine. (s)
I'm swimming in a lake...

P.S. Are there already snowdrifts?..:)
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#392
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...you're swimming, everything is quiet around, and nothing foreshadows trouble... suddenly!.. you notice something moving among the reeds!.. Probably it was just your imagination, - you sigh with relief. But when you turn around, you see...

#*$~$*#A HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!№*$~$*%

It eats you. Harsh, but fair ending!!!

Oops, Amaranth was here earlier:) continue with his post)

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
#393
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I want to conquer the world.

You think, building yet another slingshot. And you realize that this is not enough ;)

I am enriching uranium...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#394
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...but you end up with less yourself. :(
I'm eating a chocolate bar...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#395
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...but it turns out that it's something brown – not quite a chocolate bar.
I'm taking money from the kindergarten kids!

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#396
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....and then some thugs take away your profits.

I'm getting an electric shock....

P.S. 2 WisTrit, there aren't any yet, just yellow leaves for now).


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#397
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...700-800 megavolts...
I'm eating chips...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#398
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...with a cucumber and milk flavor.
I'm admiring a stack of broken HDDs...

P.S. I was already starting to think I had missed something.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#399
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...and behind you, the owner is admiring them, inevitably assuming that you were the one who broke everything.

I quack...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#400
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...and as the orderlies walked by, they saw you quacking like a duck and took you to Napoleon...
I'm trying to draw Luke ^^ ...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#401
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....and once again, it turns out to be a portrait of Zverev...

I'm chatting with "Napoleon" in the psychiatric hospital...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#402
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...and then Lenin shows up and ruins the whole idyllic scene.
I gather my Hellhounds...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#403
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...But it turns out that on the 5th month, having a level 3 dwelling in the Castle is no longer a luxury, and the game throws 50 archangels at you again. So, there's no point in staying in the Castle!
I steal, I kill...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#404
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...and you'll end up in jail for robbery and murder...
I drew a nice picture of Luke and put it in the scanner...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕