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In reply to Amko
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#376
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Found it. But it has a nasty Trojan...
I'm working on a battle strategy for tonight...

P.S. Great chain of posts. :)
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#377
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...and you realize that for the tactics of fighting hunger, the most important thing is missing – food)

I'm setting up the system....


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#378
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...after installation, it turns out that it's Windows Vista in Czech-Croatian, you've chosen a long and agonizing death!
I'm grinding meat in a meat grinder... (Oh, now the dismemberment will begin :))

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#379
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...My hand got caught in something by accident! (dismembered hand ;))
I'm trying not to think about it...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
#380
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...and you look out the window and see people, defying all existing realities, falling through the ground. Naturally, you try to explain to yourself why this is happening and why you didn't fall through :)

I'm saving the data to a flash drive...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#381
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...with a shark-shaped pen,

I'm crafting a portal...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#382
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...on a mobile phone (LOL? o_O)
Looking for the TV remote...
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#383
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...found it, now I just need to find the batteries for the remote.

Testing the MP3 player...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#384
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...but then I take your batteries (what kind of player are you that you bought such a device?!) and go to watch TV.
...I go to the room with the TV...
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#385
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...and you lose the remote again =P (and the player might not even have batteries, it could be powered by a rechargeable battery, for example;) )

I'm writing a story...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#386
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...suddenly decided to read what I had written, got engrossed, and forgot what I was writing about.
I come to my senses...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#387
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...but by mistake, he ended up inhabiting another person - you can't stay in the astral plane for too long.

I'm brewing poison...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#388
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I brewed it. I mixed up a few ingredients. Gave it to the king. He grew, destroyed the throne room, and you can imagine what happened next)).

Listening to Nightwish...


P.S. Zubr, I meant that you bought a stupid battery-powered player)).
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#389
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...in midi format

lying in a snowdrift...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!