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#311
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...But they turn out to be real ones!
You know how to ruin things! :D

...but I forgot to exit the map editor. The map was created.
I'm trying to find the right one among these hundred unsigned files...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#312
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...and you find that it's the 99th one in a row. The problem is that you bet a whole lot of money that it would be the last one...))))
I look in the mirror...
Just try to write what I see there:smile04:!
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#314
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Like this:
I look in the mirror...
...and see Joseph Kobzon there... brrr. Go ahead and paint yourself, Cr@zy Wolf!
I see the light at the end of the tunnel...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#315
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...it's just luminescent mold.

I'm cooking pilaf...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#316
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...But it turns out that pilaf needs to be fried, and your wife starts hitting you on the head with a rolling pin for it)
Now I'm frying pilaf...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#317
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...it was roasting for a long time... the relentless winds of time consumed it... it rotted. I don't know why it didn't burn...
I'm adding the final touches to the map walkthrough...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#318
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...But it turns out there's a bug on the map, and it's impossible to complete, so out of frustration, you start slamming your head against the keyboard. And it breaks (not the keyboard).
I'm meditating on semantic zeros (not really)...

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#319
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...and then your neighbor turns on Rammstein at full volume.
Eating a little dragon...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#320
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...but he didn't appreciate your attempt to bite off a scale from the tip of his tail...
I'm making soup in a colander...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#321
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...And you see that all the water has drained away!
I'm fixing the axe...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#322
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...but I broke it.
I spit on the ceiling...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#323
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...and the ceiling is collapsing.
I'm playing Heroes...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
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#324
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But it crashes... and my computer is really old...
I'm feeling lazy and don't really want to go eat...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#325
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Whatever (or whoever) you were planning to "eat" got tired of waiting, so it came to you and started complaining that you haven't eaten it in a while... And you're too lazy to give it what it wants!
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#326
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can't figure out the last one
and what to continue with?

okay, hmm...
staying up late...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.