Break it. Auto-translated

...but then you start experiencing hallucinations. Yes, the very same ones that Xel had. They cheerfully pass by, greet you, congratulate you, say goodbye, and then you fall on all fours, leaving dents in the asphalt, and a green voice says: this is the Matrix, Neo...
I'm preparing to properly and clearly send these glitches away, which are definitely going to come to me...

...but matrix has you...
I'm slowly approaching my prey, ready to devour it...

...the view from the back was much better, and only bones remained in the front.

I'm racking my brains...

...but the hallucinations haven't completely subsided, and you realize that it's just a walnut, with a brain inside.
After smoking and eating all the rice, I realize that life is good, and I jump off a high-rise building after Zubr...

...But you understand that jumping from a one-story building isn't enough to commit suicide.
Okay, then I'll just play Heroes...

...but the evil, relentless admin bans you for advertising other sites))
I'm creating a clan called "Commando Onotole"...

P.S. Upachka is starting to moderate the forums more, which I think is a good thing)))

...but the clan is not allowed to register due to its name.
I'm reading this entire thread from beginning to end...

...the power goes out. You spend half an hour getting your computer turned on, then the internet takes ages to load, and then you forget where you stopped and start reading again. And you do this several times...
And in the end, you're laughing so hard you can barely breathe!
I'm writing harsh replies in the "Obloym-ke" forum...

...but the light of universal good stops you.
I consume sugar-containing substances...

...mixed up the jars and accidentally ate a handful of hallucinogenic substances.

I'm meditating, waiting for the end of the world...

...But this is only the beginning.
I'm eating sugar cubes...

...This is where the end of the world catches up with you.
I'm attacking the enemy...

...But then you find out that he is a master of hand-to-hand combat.

I'm helping to defeat Cr@zy Wolf xD....

...but here I declare that I'm a masochist o_O )))):D
I'm waiting for Revan with a brick in a dark alley...

...but this morning, already quite cold and hungry, I abandoned that idea.
I'm studying the diagram... o_O