Break it. Auto-translated

...Decide to propose to a girl, but then you realize it's not a girl, but Sergey Zverev... Oops, what a letdown!
I look at a poster of Zhanna Friske...

...and you remember how old she is.
I'm so upset...

I apologize, but while waiting for a response, I came up with one myself:)
You look at a poster of Zhanna Friske, but then you remember that your right hand is already sore from work.)

I'm banging my head against the wall...
...And you stay alive.

I'm skipping physics class...

...and the teacher rubs his hands gleefully, taking notes on everything.

I'm cleaning up my own little corner...

...realizing with horror that he is lost.
I arrive in my favorite city after a vacation...

...and there, a "star factory" is on tour.
I take medicine, washing it down with more medicine...

...but then you remember that you're washing down cyanide with purgative.
I'm on a train...

...and then – a nuclear explosion?
...they gave us unwashed underwear, and the toilet is locked.

I'm intently studying the intricate patterns of various genomes...

P.S. How can I lose my own Ushkuinik if I live in it?!

...and then your head explodes.
I'm seeing hallucinations...

...They take turns congratulating you, saying "Hello" and "Goodbye." Now you've received some congratulations))) And then they leave, each saying goodbye one last time, and then Morpheus appears and says: this is what happens when you make the wrong choice...
I'm reading Lukyanenko...

...read a lot, got inspired, and now you run around with crazy eyes in dark corners with a flashlight, shouting "everyone come out of the shadows!!!"

I'm cooking rice...

...and I smoked it, after which his hallucinations suddenly stopped.
I'm smoking rice...

Yes, and how is it going?.. :)

...but then I got hungry and rationally decided that eating rice would be much more beneficial.
I'm looking for my magic wand to fix Windows...

...but the rattle was long ago stolen by the evil Admin (he needs it more :))
And now the evil Admin is performing a ritual with the rattle near the "server"...

...he danced and danced and summoned a rainstorm with thunder and lightning; lightning struck a high-voltage power line, leaving the admin and half the district without electricity.

I'm jumping off the roof of a high-rise building; I want to crash...