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#140
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...but they still bite, because they are dumb animals.

sipping on my beer...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#141
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...which turned out to be warm.

I'm sending you a kiss...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#142
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LOL. Right in the middle of writing the post???:)
...and then you realize that 27 minutes of kissing is too much.
I'm crawling around the cave and barking at rainbow butterflies...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#143
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..a huge cave lizard came to the sounds and growled at you)

I'm listening to music...

Dude, you really stumped me with that question! And sometimes 27 minutes is even too short.


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



#144
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...however, you were listening to it too loudly, and very late, and the awakened neighbors decided to get up and sort things out.

Trying to bang my head against the wall...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#145
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...but my head turned out to be tougher.

I'm running down the road...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#146
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...and ReVaN(I) knocks you off your feet.
Looking out the window, I dream...
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#147
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...and what else is left when, apart from the window and the window frame, nothing remains of the house?

I'm typing...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#148
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I was late:)
... suddenly your keyboard tasted coffee;)
I'm trying to remember what I forgot...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
#149
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After much deliberation, I got a terrible headache and couldn't think about reminiscing anymore. I'm trying to master the new race, the Favorite of the Gods.
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#150
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but he came up with such nonsense that you can't handle it...
I'm doing push-ups (on the floor, of course, all those with lewd thoughts can skip this part, lol)...
#151
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However, you realize that you are far from perfect (moving the Earth away from yourself, and not yourself away from the Earth, just like Chuck Norris) and decide to abandon this endeavor.

I'm running away from the old man in a wheelchair...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
In reply to Майор Вихрь
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#152
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...but on the road, the traffic police smashed some "hedgehogs" (steel ones, don't get the wrong idea);) and they stop you and beat you with batons:)
I'm trying to bite the spacebar out of the keyboard...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#153
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...and then you realize you chipped a tooth.
Trying to write a confession of... love!
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#154
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...and he wrote another vulgar poem.

I'm shooting...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!