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#47
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...And then a sniper shoots you in the legs – I know – it’s brutal, lol.
I shoot with an AK-47...
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#49
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...and the computer freezes, and the hard drive burns out.

I think...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#50
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...for the first time in my life, lol)))
My cat... (she's wet, and it's unpleasant to pet her, so what? :D)
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#51
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...it's a pity that only hot water comes out of the taps...

enjoying the silence...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#52
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...and the neighbors are blasting pop music at full volume.
I'm on the phone...
А, вот почему.

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#53
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....and it runs out of battery at the most interesting moment of the conversation.

I'm grilling meat...

P.S. Kosh, you're too harsh))) why specifically pop music?)))


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#54
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...and then it gets up, gets dressed, says goodbye, and leaves.
I use substances banned in the Russian Federation...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#55
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...Suddenly, a pink elephant in a police uniform appears and puts him in jail.
I'm flipping through a photo album...

P.S. Zubr, an eye for an eye! I feel sorry for the cat too! lol
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#56
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....he burns along with you.
I'm performing an operation on a patient...
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#57
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...whether you work as a pathologist or a security guard.
I'm eating a cherry...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#58
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...The cherry is poisoned, now you will die.
I'm on a train...
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#59
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...and the rails were dismantled.
I'm sitting in the Astral Plane...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#60
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...when suddenly a tipsy dwarf knocks and asks:
-Is this a paid service? Will you be renewing?

I'm playing Heroes...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#61
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...and the computer displays the blue screen of death.
I fix my hair...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#62
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...And suddenly your hair catches fire, lol.
I'm swimming...