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So, here's the idea...
We have a very interesting forum (and especially a chat). Why not write a couple of stories about the life of the forum... Or the chat...
Any ideas are welcome...
With one condition: They should fit the overall "legend" of the stories.
The legend is this: The forum is a huge library in the world of Heroes. We are all inhabitants of this world. Representatives of different races (as indicated in our profiles), different ranks (levels). The chat is a tavern near the library.
Please write all stories in the third person, or from the perspective of the tavern keeper.

Tavern (19:32) A mage is sitting at a table in the back. Bored, he starts performing tricks... Suddenly, a portal opens, and a sorceress emerges, known in certain circles as Ta Kotoraya... After greeting him, she sits down at the table. (This is just a first attempt... so please don't judge too harshly)

Intrigued by the mage's absurd attempts to transform the chair of a solitary necromancer sitting in the far corner into a coil of snakes, she asks: "Why did strange, golden droplets fall from the sky instead of rain today? Is this your doing?" Simultaneously, with an imperceptible wave of her hand, she finally transforms the chair into snakes... the unsuspecting necromancer falls to the floor... a strange mockery in her eyes... And why did this necromancer wander in here?

The enraged Necromancer, truly angered, began to glare around, searching for the one who had so cruelly played a trick on him. The first to fall victim to the wrath of the undead representative was a demon sitting at a nearby table. But he wasn't alone...

Sitting next to him was an elf, a dark rider who arrived at the tavern on his trusty dinosaur. Being a good spy, he noticed that the necromancer was looking at the demon. It seemed suspicious to him, and the elf began to secretly observe the necromancer...

Meanwhile, the embarrassed wizard opens a portal and steps through it. The Necromancer follows suit, cursing the tavern as he goes... but the curse has no effect.

A very angry cyclops arrives and throws a giant boulder at the tavern...

breaking through the wall, he entered inside...

and demanded 100 liters of beer...

But the angry tavern owner throws the cyclops out and teleports him far away with a short spell.

Before that, a group of demons managed to jump into the portal along with the Necromancer.

But the cyclops comes back, steals the beer, and runs away...

And he rushes back into the tavern, not realizing what had happened...

"Why don't you like the cyclops?" says the cyclops and leaves, feeling offended...

He tries again to leave the tavern with a beer, but for some unknown reason, he returns again!)))