Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr.

to use a mangled hand with shards of its own bones sticking out, which spills venous blood from severed and torn vessels onto the hot, dusty asphalt, while simultaneously losing pieces of skin and flesh in a hurry, which will then be greedily devoured by stray dogs; feeling excruciating pain a minute after the adrenaline wears off, and losing life with each second, literally slipping through your fingers, and, in addition to everything else, wondering why your vision is darkening, your ears are ringing, and feeling a wild fear of your parents, who will scold you.

You know, your creepy sense of black humor periodically sends shivers down my spine; you absolutely must not be allowed to work on the "Good Night, Little Ones" show, because after listening to such a story once, children will never be able to fall asleep.

Yesterday I watched "The Smartest" on STS, where Tina Kandelaki was once again trying to prove to everyone that she was the smartest, although this time she was asserting herself not on children, but on "stars" of Russian pop music. I put "stars" in quotes because such "stars" as Stas Pyekha are not an authority for me at all. I only watched the first round; I didn't watch the second because I didn't have time and it was disgusting. And it was disgusting because they were all terribly stupid, it was awful; how could they only answer 4 out of 18 (or so) questions correctly? I myself only made 3 mistakes; I don't understand how such idiots were even allowed on stage, let alone on the "The Smartest" show?
This is how unique Russia is.

Hello everyone, does anyone have a Russian manual for the Sony Ericsson w960i? My father needs one. I've already checked the Sony Ericsson website, but it only has an English version (the main thing is that there are two links, one for Russian and one for English, but in reality, both are in English).

2Dracon Mallasa, come on, Lokken did a great job telling the story – it was coherent, concise, and even poetic.
As for the show… well, it’s a show! Maybe they just got asked difficult questions? When I used to watch TV, they seemed to answer questions normally… or have Russian schoolchildren become so dumb over the past year?))) I’m already scared!))) Honestly, the number of uneducated people (though, what kind of people are they anyway?!) in Russia has increased sharply lately… mmm, it’s given me some thoughts! So…

2Dracon Mallasa, come on, Locken did a great job telling the story – it’s coherent, concise, and even poetic.

I’m not arguing that his story is well-written; it’s just too gruesome. It reminded me of our historian (a great guy), who recently left us but used to tell us stories about how Ivan the Terrible boiled his enemies in a cauldron, so the aroma of fresh Maggi soup would spread across the entire square. Or about the Drevlians, who sent Prince Igor “flying,” and it was then difficult to find pieces of his prematurely deceased body.

thanks, of course :)
although I wouldn't say that this is my dark humor. I just wrote about how an old, senile woman crippled the hand of a ten-year-old boy with her cane. possibly, for good.

I don't understand. Are you serious? Did she tear off his skin and rip out his bones? It seems like this is one of those cases where killing is justified. Of course, the grandmother got away with it scot-free, right?

That’s exactly what I mean… Praise our merciful laws!

Yeah, right. It’s scary to live now; grandmothers have become more dangerous than any street thugs.

I remember walking to the garage. As I passed by these old ladies' sheds, I almost got hit by a rock and a stick. Thank goodness there was a turn, otherwise, I probably wouldn't be talking to you right now. They're just not normal:(. I try to be polite to them, but if they don't like something, they immediately forget all about my politeness. I try to talk to them as little as possible because the less they know about me, the easier it is for me!

Wow. You read these posts, and then you find out, and then I overtake grandmothers on my bike... As soon as I hear them grumbling, I immediately start pedaling with all my might: D

I've never personally dealt with such grandmothers... They belong in a mental hospital. And for the injured boy, they could have given a suspended sentence. Fining them is pointless, of course. Although, I'm not sure if some of the penalties apply to pensioners? Can a 70-year-old grandmother really be sent to a women's prison?

To be honest, I imagined myself witnessing this situation, and I was simply overcome with rage – it makes you want to kill, maim, or do something similar. Although, fairness prevents me from fighting with grandmothers.

Can a 70-year-old woman really be sent to a women's correctional facility?

The news reported that an 80-year-old man was sent to prison. Theoretically, a grandmother could be too. But will that make you feel better? =)

yes, I'm serious. she maimed his hand, and there were no consequences for her. and there couldn't have been any. imagine yourself in that boy's place, reader.
Exz, I don't think, for example, that you would have punched that old woman in the eye when you were ten) you would also have been scared.

After this night, I will hate all living things :( Insects are getting bolder and bolder. I live on the eighth floor, and while I was trying to fall asleep, they managed to get in:
1. An unidentified bug (it was the first one) fell from the ceiling and ran under the bed. Fifteen minutes later, it fell from the same spot on the ceiling. I quickly grabbed my slipper and killed it (I always have my slipper with me =)). I threw its body out the window.
2. A grasshopper (I don't understand how it got to the eighth floor???) I took it off the wall and killed it with my slipper. (I threw it out the window, but its legs are still on the floor :)).
3. About five (!) small bugs, one of which even managed to be on my face. I was really annoyed, and I killed them all.
4. And finally, a large fly that hit me on the forehead and flew off. I didn't hesitate and turned on the lamp; it flew towards the light and stayed there.
In general, because of these bugs, I fell asleep at 4 a.m., three hours later than I wanted to.

haha))))) Revan, I understand you. It's incredibly hot here in Omsk, and it's impossible to be indoors with the windows closed, but if I open them, mosquitoes fly in. And midges. And butterflies. And flies. And even bees. Mostly mosquitoes, which I could practically crush into a salad at night. I've learned to catch them in the air (!) with my hands (!!) in the dark (!!!) over the past five days, and I've already killed about forty of them. And I'm also tired of the constant midges running around on the screen at night! It's just awful! And the culmination of all this torment is that I've started using the mouse cursor to chase away the damned insects from the screen (I'm serious). ... Well, at least I got that off my chest.