Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr. Auto-translated

They come up with some stupid song that is so annoying to listen to that you end up changing the channel or turning off the sound. "Moms, taxi drivers, and cool programmers love it..." - this phrase really gets to me.

I've noticed this many times, including with myself, that the dumber the song, the better it sticks in your head, and that's why I hate these stupid commercials with their dumb songs.)))

and when they say "and of course, the presidents," they show a hand reaching for ice cream from inside a tinted car. They could have put in a little more effort and stuck a portrait of Medvedev on the actor's face, like they did in South Park with Saddam)))
or he could have blown himself up and starred in an ad, like, to be closer to the people:)
take me, for example – I wouldn't start respecting him, but at least I'd laugh;)
...another thing that annoys me is songs that include a phone number. They're not that common, but they sometimes appear. "Autokey, our number is unique – 274 10 01" comes to mind.
and I've memorized it against my will :-(

no:) this is cooler: three sevens, four zeros. Or 33 33, ugh. Or four two...four two (say with the appropriate expression). Or Avon cosmetics, 8 800 200 600. P.S. Why aren't you reading it? It's really funny.

4 8 15 16 23 42 GYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!))))

P.S. Why aren't you reading it? It's really funny.

It's funny, but somehow it doesn't quite appeal to me.

Brak, you're bringing up funny memories of an ad about the number of teeth a panda, a shark, an old grandpa, and a person have. Valgalla, 42 42, and the like – these aren't just not songs; there aren't even rhyming couplets here. They're just silly slogans. ...you can check if something is old news by searching for it. And it's better to post this kind of thing in the humor section, if, of course, you're doing it to share, and not just in a "koren style," because "more people read the beer forum, which means there's more moralizing"... P.S. Beeline's ad for the "five friends" plan shows a group of tough guys in tracksuits, "sitting on their haunches," hmm, what's that about? P.P.S. How do they manage to wear winter "beanies," pulled down on the back of their heads, without them falling off? o_O P.P.P.S. Who's to blame? What should we do? P.P.P.P.S. Where did the anti-arrogance thread go? P.P.P.P.P.S. How do we improve Russia? P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Is the flood of posts starting to revive? There are fresh posts in six threads. P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Is it true that such postscripts look idiotic?

I'll answer your questions, Lok:
1) Regarding the promotion of lowlifes and the dumbing down of the population.
2) I don't know, maybe they glue them on?
3) It's the fault of fools; we need to build roads in Russia.
4) Unclear.
5) No way.
6) ...
7) ...

Now I need to add to my signature that I'm a root-style user. I uploaded it where I had to. I wanted to post it in the chat, but the last message was highlighted here, so I immediately clicked on the beer icon. And I didn't see any humor in it. P.S. I need to add to my signature that I'm a root-style user.

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and it's really not that hard, isn't it?

P.S. You're overthinking things.

...but why promote "gopota"? oO

Probably, the goal is to make the population less intelligent so that it would be easier for street thugs to thrive.

You’re reading my mind.

I'm back.
I won't say much, but I want to apologize for not being around during the triumph of the Russian national football team. I want to congratulate everyone, at least for the fact that our team won bronze. Hiddink is great, let him continue to coach our team.

That's all for now.

Hey, Moni)
Hmm, it seems my beer is gathering dust =)

Well... I just got back... I was riding my bike =)... you could say I was learning, since the last time I rode one was when I was a kid... I haven't had the chance since... it's awesome!)) Especially when you pick up speed... I love speed =).. Anyway, I'll have my own bike soon... and for now, I'll practice on my brother's for a bit :)
I'm so tired and really thirsty... when I got back, I immediately drank three glasses of water)... I also scraped my fingers on the gear shifters, brakes, etc... even to the point of bleeding on my right hand)... although it was already scraped from a fall at the beginning... next time, I need to wear gloves)... and I hit my legs on the pedals about 10 times each, maybe on something else too... I don't know... I didn't pay attention, it's not a big deal)... it's bearable x)... Overall, I had a great time riding! ) Soon I'll be riding around the city!<

Start with a tricycle:D

Don't worry, Ar, you'll get used to it :) I was terrible when I first got my new bike. And I even had to cross a dam because there was no other way from the store to my house :\ I didn't really speed up when going downhill, but going uphill at a pretty steep angle was tough. Plus, I didn't know you can't shift gears under load, and I barely made it up, gritting my teeth and the bike chain squeaking. Later, a few days later, I paid for this ignorance when the chain came off several times. I had to put it back on, getting my hands dirty with grease. Let me tell you, it's not the most pleasant activity :( However, now I'm used to it, and it doesn't happen anymore. In general, I actually enjoy it... I ride around the city. Occasionally, I end up in places where it feels like I've never been before. Or I was there so long ago that I completely forgot :) The only thing is that people get in the way. Or I get in their way. Or maybe both. Sometimes, I might not pass them carefully, and I always hear exclamations of "Oh my god" behind me, especially old ladies like to grumble as I pass. I respectfully pass pedestrians and always slow down, but for some reason, they don't seem to like cyclists anyway. Oh well, it doesn't really matter to me.

P.S. Ah, Ar, it's a shame we don't live in the same city. We could ride together =)

P.P.S. Guys, does anyone know how long it takes to drive from Perm to Kazan along the highway? xD I think it would be a bit more realistic than when we planned to meet in Moscow a while ago, when Brack and Witch would walk along the Trans-Siberian Railway, stop by my place in Perm for a snack, and then we would go all the way to the capital