or he could have blown himself up and starred in an ad, like, to be closer to the people:)
take me, for example – I wouldn't start respecting him, but at least I'd laugh;)
...another thing that annoys me is songs that include a phone number. They're not that common, but they sometimes appear. "Autokey, our number is unique – 274 10 01" comes to mind.
and I've memorized it against my will :-(