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Well, damn, there's also Boyarsky, V.I. Lenin, and others... Okay, if you don't want Chuck, Chuck got offended...
Chuck brought a cat to Cthulhu, Cthulhu looked at the cat, and said:
"He's a slimy, squishy thing that makes me want to claw my eyes out."
And Chuck Norris returned the cat to the ring so that round 2 could begin...

But round 2 was not meant to begin. This time, a long-legged brunette dressed in leather carried the sign, and the remaining spectators ran after her. As for the cat and the hellish dog, they were already quite tired of beating each other up. And then the question arose... Who's next after Klinsky???????????????

Chuck... No, Chuck got offended and left. And the dog went to Chernobyl, and the cat went to eat Whiskas. Therefore, two students from Russia went after Klinsky, but, as is well known, they didn't have enough money for beer...

And so, the students, heads bowed, set off on the main road to catch some younger students, and there, one lively younger student...

Of course, Vovochka advised the students to work as his bodyguards, as he was a criminal boss and highly valued his own life. At first, the students didn't want to go, citing unfinished exams and other reasons, but upon learning the fee, they immediately agreed and postponed their exams for a bit later. However, they didn't know that the cunning James Pont was hunting Vovochka...

He knew many jokes about Vovochka, but didn't think there were jokes about him too, and so, the students and Vovochka met James, and he started telling jokes about Vovochka... But these students were no fools; they had long anticipated this and stuffed their own and Vovochka's ears with earwax! And the attack failed, so the students strained all their brain cells and started making up jokes about James on the spot, and, seeing that their brain cells weren't enough, they called Poirot too...

Well, Poirot had an investigation, so he was able to arrive on time. Instead, they called Mallakhov and asked him to tell a joke. Then, with a lightning-fast movement, they tossed the mobile phone into Bont's hands, and as soon as he reflexively caught it, a barrage of incoherent sounds from Mallakhov's voice erupted from the phone, leaving Bont stunned...

And the bluff failed, and its utter stupidity consumed it, and the heavens opened, and a hand emerged from there!... although, wait a minute! that's not a hand! it's an American Apache! Whistle everyone up!...