Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr.

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And we were just discussing them with Vortex in ICQ yesterday))))

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P.S.: I didn't drink, but I see them too))))

This is more for modders than for people like you =)))) :P

PS I kind of descended from above, sat down at a table, and started writing on a piece of paper… hehe

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Damn it, show me where they are with the mouse or come over and point with your finger!

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Or at least explain where they are!

Damn it, show me where they are with your mouse, or come to me and point with your finger!

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Or at least explain where they are!

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Click on "extended mode": D ;) :D

I already told you that they are in extended mode.

Well, my signature shows my attitude towards Mr. William King as a writer.
He wrote a series about Ragnar, from the Space Wolves chapter, which I find primitive and rather poor.
And I don't even want to talk about the Ultramarines, or "Inquisitor" or "Horus Heresy" – those are much more interesting.

Yeah, more nonsense in the pub.

But look, I've thought of a three-digit number. Whoever guesses it gets 10 kudos from me.

The best question from the quiz... guess it!

734? ))

P.S. Why are we writing here instead of in the chat?... =))

Heh-heh, a few poems in the style of "little boy..."

Our comrade Loken found a plus-thrower
Nothing bothers him anymore)))
He throws pluses left and right
He would have been better off finding a flamethrower! xDDD)))))

Once, Exz was walking down the street
And a complete idiot was rushing towards him
There was a crunch, screams, and groans.
Exz tried out his guitar.

Quietly and peacefully, reading something,
Ara was sitting, not bothering anyone.
Suddenly, a flood of messages came from the left and right.
He found death from a new sword.
(meaning, he found death from a new sword of modernity))))

One dark night, somewhere in the forest,
Valgala Wolf was looking for sausage.
Fresh meat is still tastier.
The elves didn't know this, believe it!
(this is a parody of the Halo 3 theme song,)
(Wolf, stop eating elves)))

Something like that))))

Nope. I can give you a hint – this number is the room number in a hotel where the events of a certain "beer comedy" took place. That's why I posted it in the "tavern" section.

Yeah, that's cool =)

P.S. Lock, well, I don't know...
P.P.S. Maybe it's a number with identical digits (666, etc.)… or 412 =) hehe
P.P.P.S. I'm going to sleep :oOooOoo: - that's a caterpillar crawling... didn't turn out well, did it?))

Nope, that's incorrect...
Oh, be careful, don't make me write a poem:)

Yeeeh...
My father was given a box of Hewlyt-Packard chocolates about a month ago. It was a one-off souvenir, so to speak, for cooperation and a joint project.
The chocolates, I'll tell you honestly, are disgusting. You know, with a hard glaze on the outside, and the actual chocolate inside. The glaze is tasteless, and what's inside is indescribable and impossible to chew.
In short, I don't know how they ate them; I couldn't even swallow one – I spat it out.
Today, there was only one chocolate left in the box. I shook the box so that the Hewlyt-Packard chocolate would knock against the sides and, perhaps, its glaze would crumble.
But, I must give credit to Hewlyt-Packard; their glaze is stronger than glass, so the box broke from the inside because of the chocolate :-(
That's terrible. I was sitting on the couch, and I had to pick shards out of the bedding.
And I threw the box from the balcony into the dirt and a pile of trash. And when my unsuspecting father sat on the couch, an unnoticed shard pierced his butt. It was funny for a whole minute.
Then we all felt a little sad.

O_O Hulet Packard is a manufacturer of digital equipment. O_O Wow, their printers are terrible, and their candies are great!))))

*Pushing the лока to write a poem*

A little boy was pushing the лока
His name was, of course, Al
The little boy didn't know, of course
That лока is a monument! So why was he pushing it?
(a parody of a famous movie)))

Damn it?! What does it mean he tried out my guitar?! I hope he did it with his head!!
Hey, after working for three hours yesterday, Morpheus agreed to send you his regards. He's quite a resilient little bastard. He just didn't know that there isn't a single payphone in my village, and he hasn't learned how to use a cell phone yet, so he couldn't leave... Poor guy...

Yes, Al, candy. You know, many companies produce all sorts of trinkets, like t-shirts, lighters, calendars, pens... well, not exactly themselves, but they order them from someone, and then they sell them to businessmen as small, useless souvenirs. In general, it turned out badly. ...I'm still playing the first UFO game on my prehistoric laptop, which takes a minute or two to even open a simple file explorer. Today, I renamed all the various Helen Millers and Michael Gorokhovs to you, you slackers. Surprisingly, Lelya is in the lead, she snagged the "colonel" from the last operation:D Loken and Dragoncat are captains) it's like a Legion of Lelya's Sons, lol. The rest are sergeants (there are more of them) and privates (there are fewer of them :\ ). Damn. Brak, you're doing great, you have a lot of moves, and you throw grenades far, but try not to hit civilians with stray plasma blasts in the next missions... Dragoncat, everything is great, you can accurately hit a target on the other side of the map with a quick shot from the hip, but please, be more patient so that the evil invaders stop practicing their panic mental attacks on you... Vikh, this applies to you too. Ar, you're doing well, and you're always in the front ranks, but you're really slow. Be more active, be more active. Exz, without your rocket launcher, things are sometimes tough, so stop getting drunk and running into enemy fire, and then lying around in the infirmary for weeks. Monarch, you were an excellent fighter, accurate, brave(!) and strong, but you heroically died defending the base while some *glancing at Exz* were enjoying themselves under a drip. Only my, Arandoro's, Dragoncat's, and your incredible efforts helped defend the base... without you, we wouldn't have survived that hell... May Valhalla be your paradise. The rest of you - more diligence. I hired you recently, so you're not quite up to the level of veterans yet, but I see you're learning quickly. Nothing, a month in the psi-lab will turn you into invaluable soldiers. ...lol, I've researched the coolest spacesuits, built two more bases, completely changed the layout of the first one, replaced the interceptor with the newest "Firestorm," etc., and I've only just encountered the first UFO with Mutons. Before that, there were Snake Men once, and always before that - Sectoids oO They're so annoying. With their accuracy, cyberdiscs, and psychically-powered leaders...