Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr.

*Looks at the exam again* - eh... here's your last mug of ale, your alcohol supply will be reduced by 90%! Why are you looking so surprised? Let's play! *Looks around the tavern with a haughty expression, sees an Arab* - well, I think I'll get a free one: D. - No, there are no free drinks!

- *whispering* He's gone?...
-*whispering* Yes!!

*shouting at the top of his lungs* Alright, guys. Listen to my command. ANARCHY IS THE MOTHER OF ORDER. LET'S SMASH EVERYTHING HERE... DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. THEY'LL BRING MY 320-WATT AMP SOON. AND WE'LL HAVE AN EPIC SESSION WITH EX!!!

Here our Soldiers stand
from all around the World
waiting in a line
to hear the battle cry
all are gathered here
Victory is near
The Sound will fill the hall
bringing Power to us all
we alone are fighting
for metal that is true
we only ride to live the fight
we're here for all of you
Now swear the blood upon your Steel
will never dry <----
stand and fight together
beneath the metal sky

Brothers everywhere
raise your hands into the air
we're warriors, warriors of the World

Like thunder from the sky
swore to fight and die
we're warriors, warriors of the World

Many stand against us
but they will never win
We said we would return
and here we are again
to bring them all Destruction
suffering and pain
We are the Hammer of the gods
we are Thunder wind and rain
there you wait in fear
with swords in feeble hands
with dreams to be a King
First - What should be a man
I call them out
and charge them all
with a life that is a lie
and in a final hour
they shall confess before they die

Brothers everywhere
raise your hands into the air
we're warriors, warriors of the World

Like thunder from the sky
swore to fight and die
we're warriors, warriors of the World

If I should fall in battle
my brothers who fight by my side
gather my horse an weapons
tell my Family how I died
Until then I will be strong
I will fight for all that is real
All who stand in my way will die by steel

Refrain:
Brothers everywhere
raise your hands into the air
we're warriors, warriors of the World

Like thunder from the sky
swore to fight and die
we're warriors, warriors of the World

Brothers everywhere
raise your hands into the air
we're warriors, warriors of the World

Like thunder from the sky
swore to fight and die
we're warriors, warriors of the World

Brothers everywhere
raise your hands into the air
we're warriors, warriors of the World

Monarch
hm... in that case, a night in a room equals 10 mugs of beer)). Yep, exactly... I don't drink much)).

Valg... can we call him that?)). No drunken brawls... for now... at least a couple of days of rest are needed))). You are responsible for order, and we feed you with our flesh and blood, so keep an eye on things... don't cause anarchy here =).

*I descend with a backpack from the upper floor*
OH MY GOD!!!!!! *I close my eyes*
I can't see anything, my pub isn't being wrecked... everything is fine, the birds are singing *I take a deep breath*
Oh well, never mind!!!! *I grab the biggest chair and launch it with force at the bar counter where Exz, Monarch, and Wolf were standing, and quickly run away*
*I hear the sound of furniture breaking behind me*
*I whisper* Heh-heh, they don't know that I've equipped everything with cameras and explosives with a remote detonator.

AYYYYYYYY WONNA BIIIIIII INNN YUYUKEYYYYYY (only a few will understand what I mean)

Okay... Let's take a break today)). A real break, not just a pause. Monarch... can we join your guys, since nothing is planned here today? Let's go hunt some lonely emo-heretics)).

Don't you like your job as a musician? I'll give you a bass solo right on your forehead!)) So, as a bouncer, get me a new bass, it should look intimidating... By the way, what made you think I need to be sober to play?)) It's even easier when I'm drunk!))
*Suddenly frowns* What's the price for the rooms? 90% restriction? Hmm... *Throws a chair at Arandor and Monarch*

Monarch
Hmm... in that case, a night in a room equals 10 mugs of beer... Yeah, exactly... I don't drink much)

Valg... can we call you that?)... no drunken brawls... for now... at least a couple of days of rest are needed))) you are responsible for order, and we feed you with our flesh, so keep an eye on things... don't start any anarchy here =)

*I reply to Arandor with a grin* - 10 mugs? Okay, I'll take them from Wolf... he's responsible for order, so he can't drink.*A terrible laugh comes from the Monarch's mouth.*

Added 5 minutes later

AYYYYYYYY WONNA BIIIIII INNN YUYUKEYYYYYY (only those in the know will understand what I mean)

Okay... Let's take a break today)). A real break, not just a breather. Monarch... can I join your guys, since nothing is planned for today? Let's go hunt some lonely emo-heretics))

Sure, you can - but for that, you need to bring the first one you kill as a sacrifice to Donar.
Emo-heretics - let's crush them!
And Alucard doesn't know yet that his explosives were taken from the brewery and now they're in his backpack!!!

And Alucard doesn't know that the chair he threw at us is currently on the same trajectory as himself, their movement vectors coincide, and the chair's speed is about 146 km/h.

Ex...
oh, so it's with a chair... well, that's it! no room for you) go away...
why bass? I thought you were a solo guitarist... or a rhythm guitarist)) isn't that right?).. and also, it doesn't matter what kind of instrument you play, because the music won't change, but you need a sober drummer)...

that's right, go outside and look for all sorts of heretics) there's no need to destroy everything on the first day... =)

P.S. Ex, did you learn Chuck's trick? the chair throw)

*the monarch yawns and announces*
So, I'm feeling sleepy. I'm going to bed... uh... not alone... never mind... and there won't be any strippers tonight... why?... it doesn't matter... and by the time I come out of the VIP room – which Arandor will provide – everything should be quiet... Exz, don't look at me like that... don't touch the beer... Wolf, you're in charge of keeping order... so I'm counting on you. If you mess things up with the heretics you're planning to hang out with, my friends will mess you up... Alright, good night everyone... uh... have a wild night!

Hey! Why are they beating someone up and didn't invite me! Damn it!
*He rushed to the barrel of beer and took a swig. He fended off other contenders with a chair. The chairs ran out quickly...*

Who needs your beer, Brack?... many are already going to sleep))...
okay, it's really late... and tomorrow I have a ton of work... because I didn't do it today =(... damn... well, never mind... hmm... I need to upgrade my "flooder" sword to a "modern" one *smirking and looking slyly at everyone, Ar said*

- alright guys, I'm going to my room... - Arandor took a tray with ten mugs of beer, put his sword on his belt, and grabbed the magic cube that was delivered by mail today... - Bye everyone! See you tomorrow! - Arandor said goodbye, threw a chair at the crowd, and laughing wildly, ran upstairs and locked himself in his room...

Ugh, you guys... I heroically break through to them for about 10 minutes, and they... Anyway, that's it, I'm not going to chat anymore, you're annoying... *Muttering as he leaves* - and it was worth looking for a free computer for this...

*Tired Sandro was returning from another raid, entered a tavern, looked around, and, not finding a single chair, left into the night.*

And I'll be sleeping on the porch))) The weather is nice now. I'll take my mandolin. And I'll sing. And I don't care that Ar is throwing pots at me from the second floor)) But something from the forest is looking at me strangely... Damn it... Tell my mom I was a communist, just in case...
...*a crowd of emo heretics emerged from the forest*....