OH MY GOD!!!!!! *I close my eyes*
I can't see anything, my pub isn't being wrecked... everything is fine, the birds are singing *I take a deep breath*
Oh well, never mind!!!! *I grab the biggest chair and launch it with force at the bar counter where Exz, Monarch, and Wolf were standing, and quickly run away*
*I hear the sound of furniture breaking behind me*
*I whisper* Heh-heh, they don't know that I've equipped everything with cameras and explosives with a remote detonator.