Posts from [Cult] Cthulhu will devour everyone!

I awoke from my slumber! I have awakened! And he will awaken too! Join the cult of "Cthulhu will devour everyone!"

Concept:

* The cult of "Cthulhu will devour everyone!" has none of the flaws inherent in old religious cults.
* The cult of "Cthulhu will devour everyone!" is based on the works of a popular young adult writer.
* The cult of "Cthulhu will devour everyone!" possesses perfect, comforting power, as all injustices and hardships lose their significance in the face of the fact that Cthulhu will devour everyone!
* The cult of "Cthulhu will devour everyone!" has absolute unifying power. All wars and other conflicts become unnecessary and uninteresting, because regardless of who wins and who loses, Cthulhu will devour everyone!
* The cult of "Cthulhu will devour everyone!" is accessible to all segments of the population, regardless of social or geographical differences, because Cthulhu will devour everyone!
* In the cult of "Cthulhu will devour everyone!", there are no primitive and ambiguous concepts of heaven and hell. The greatest mercy that Cthulhu can bestow is post-mortem devouring. Accordingly, the highest punishment is devouring during life or for life, with elements of savoring.

Hymn:

We offer you a simple attraction
To swim in the ocean like Jacques-Yves Cousteau
There the water is salty, and not fresh
At the bottom you will find something interesting

There in the ocean is the dead Titanic
Terrible creatures sleep in the depths of the water
If you are brave, agile, and skilled
Cthulhu calls you

CHORUS
Cthulhu eats brains, Cthulhu devours brains
He devours and listens to no one
What a mess, Cthulhu eats brains
The bridge between delirium and reality burns

Good Arandor was walking through the forest
Singing songs and collecting mushrooms
A huge bear came out of the forest
Only "hello" remained of Ara

The bear appears in different places
And everywhere brings people grief and fear
I invented bearology, a new science
The bear is a harbinger of Cthulhu

CHORUS

If you turn on the TV
At any time of the day
Then you will get one result
There is always nonsense on

Why? What is the question?
Cthulhu ate people's brains

CHORUS

Motto:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Coat of arms:

and why didn't you mention that you can join? =(

seriously... they took the Illithids and turned them into Cthulhu... there's also a similar race in the game Dominion, where they're called Z'rile... or something like that) the translation is just terrible, and the words are a mix of Russian and English, so it's hard to read =)

P.S. look at Nazg's registration date!!!... 13 (possibly Friday), month 06, which is the same as 666!!!... he messed up with the year, but that's not important))) he's a Cthulhu preacher!

Great Cthulhu, I would serve you, as long as you don't make me a zombie!

Brother Brackman, you have been accepted!

tsuki) when did you manage to include me in your anthem?? This is what it means to go against the majority (1<2) хDDD

I declare you heretics! =))

Yeah... :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

I am ready to serve the Great Cthulhu! By the way, how can we, miserable humans, serve him if he will eventually devour us all?
Arandor, Cthulhu wasn't made from Illithids – there really was such a mythical creature.

A brave soul and a clear mind will be able to resist heresy and corruption.
P.S.
Additional recruitment to the space marine squads is announced...

What are you waiting for? Brack, Siever? Who is this altar for? Grab your ritual knives and start sacrificing heretics!:smile31:

Hey guys, I find this idea really interesting. But I still don't quite understand who Cthulhu is, why we need this, and what the benefit is (and why Arandor is mentioned in the song?).

Grrrr!! My pride as an exiled demon won't allow me to let my brain be devoured by a spawn of human order!!!

May Chaos punish them all!! Cthulhu devoured you, and Chaos will devour him for it!!!

I won't let your squid get within a thousand miles of me! By the way, it can be deliciously roasted on our bonfire in Hell... >=)

Nazg, why did I wander through the forest and collect mushrooms? Why not gather herbs there? And why a forest at all?) Where did you get this information?) (*Can you tell me what kind of mushrooms?*)... and also, what does the bear have to do with it? Cthulhu is your leader, right?)

I'm in the song because I was the first to speak out against this cult!))) They are afraid of me because they know that light is stronger!!!

P.S. Kri, can we form an alliance... ;)

P.P.S. The DD Club is also against the Cthulhu cult.

Well, light is undoubtedly stronger, but we don't yet know how much power Cthulhu will gain.

May Chaos punish everyone!! Cthulhu devoured you, and for that, Chaos will devour him!!!

And the brave fighters of the space marines will destroy the forces of Chaos in the name of the Holy Inquisition and Emperor Sorgal.

and why is it specifically Arandor in the song?).

This is a rhetorical question; the answer is contained within the question itself ;)

The Dimension Door League will not act against this cult because it makes no sense. If God wants to punish a man, he deprives him of his reason, so our intervention here is inappropriate, as someone has already beaten us to it *looks up*.

Excellent!!
So... Who will join me in opposing the mad squid?? :D