Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr.

+1)) Respect for the elders!)))
But who knows what it will be))) If your joke is funny and amusing, you might get something like a BFG pretty soon!)))

everything is still ahead, folks, this isn't the last ruckus in the flood-filled pub in our lives:)
Gusenicco was in the award ceremony hall at the time of the incident, devouring a bag of turnips and an unfortunate cleaner:(
Brak, well, tonight, when you go to our bar, take an axe instead of an assault rifle)
Ar, you are so protective of your lute that you are ready to punch people with your bare hands^^
hmm... we'll see when the awakened owner crawls out from under the counter, oh, he's going to cause a scene here, I can feel it...

next time, I won't forget to bring my energy hammer;)

Damn, I was just gone for a bit, and now there's chaos and they're trashing my pub O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAA, that's my favorite chair!!!!!
Now I'll be giving out awards right in the pubs, because...
*Reads the part about the shovel in the story*
Damn, so that was me who smashed half the pub with a shovel O_O!!!!!! Who slipped some energy drink into my beer! I'll find them and kill them! Okay, I vow not to laugh, from this moment and until the end... of the day, I'll be extremely serious and boring, here)))))))
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I'll just laugh a little more at the story and then I'll be done))))))))))))))))))))))))

Lock, got it)))... although I don't really like drawing, but for something like this...))) hehe

P.S. Alucard, what do you say? Shall we chat again tonight?... if so, I think we should go to the same place))) it's fun))))... we'll meet here! =

Lock, I'll take both the axe and the assault rifle! Even if I look like a thug, remember – I am a true servant of the Emperor – I've already completed 7 very difficult campaigns!

Next time, I won't forget to bring the energy hammer.

Mega Power Fist is better :) Sooner or later, I'll find Elgernon and upgrade my censer to that level ;)

haha! Another star for my epaulettes! I should celebrate;
I'm buying a round for the 6th post in the general thread)
*Buying a round for the 6th post*

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This implies that I will "like" a certain number of the following posts:D

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In general, I suggest we organize something like a mini-RPG here)
Manly talk about hickeys along with role-playing)

I have 5 today, but I don't know, there were 4, and now there are four again, but before that, there were 2 separately, and now they are all pairing up))) so, there will be a new bird soon))))
Hehe, I'll be participating too))))

P.S. Alucard, what do you say? Shall we chat again today?... If anything, I think we should go to the same place))) it's fun there))))... Let's meet here! =)

Yes, let's go after 12:00, then the spirit of the Great Magnus Pyros, trapped in my shovel, will awaken and serve as a guide between the Great Emperor Sorgal and the head of the heretic!

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Bibliarius Loken, why aren't you helping your psychic brothers with your psychic abilities? Your goal is to spread the Word of the Emperor and instill fear in the enemy ranks!
Remember that "heresy grows from idleness!" And with a wise advisor, our strength will multiply!

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Fools, look, there's the 5th bird. I'm just on Zhoparez right now, and that's why I'm browsing without pictures, and I didn't even notice it)))))

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Hooray, finally someone voted for me! Because you know, I work hard, organize everything, and I didn't get a single nomination))))
All the remaining nominations are awarded to Denminatory)))))

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And in general, if you haven't understood yet, the flood-chat will continue until I get some kind of award xDDDD

ooo...let's go now...I've already sharpened my weapon.

What a sly one he is!!!... Okay, he's charging us for staying in his little pub while the flood ends, and now he wants to win the nomination and keep us here forever so we'll keep paying!!)) What a cunning guy)) Hehe.

and the chat on the КПК is terrible, just terrible. It's inconvenient, small, buggy...

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and there's also some kind of KG/AM thing - when I try to post, it says I'm not authorized, and I don't know how to fix it.

Whoa... they're coming now... I've already sharpened my weapon...

Patience, brother. A brother who has lost patience turns into nonsense.

Look how cunning he is!!!... Okay, he's charging us money for staying in his tavern, and while the flood of messages continues, he also wants to win the nomination and keep us here forever so we keep paying!! What a sly one)) Heh.

Damn, you've practically trashed half the tavern and are drinking beer for free, and now you want money?!))))))))


Heh. Here's our anthem, to be recited to fast music, in a chanting style.

We love to swing our Shovel, that's for sure
There's no stronger strike in the world than ours
Show us the heretic, we'll come to him
And we'll start a long-lasting romance with the Shovel.

Oh, our army is on the left! And our army is on the right!
How nice it is to swing the shovel after a drinking spree!
What do people fear in the world? Monsters, fate?
Know this! There's no more fearsome warrior with a shovel in the world!

The Shovel is the engine of progress, that's for sure
There's no more ingenious simple Shovel in the world!
What do we need M-16 for, what do we need SVD for?
We won't be lost anywhere with our trusty shovel!

Oh, our army is on the left! And our army is on the right!
How nice it is to swing the shovel after a drinking spree!
What do people fear in the world? Monsters, fate?
Know this! There's no more fearsome warrior with a shovel in the world!

With a warm, pure heart, with a Shovel in our hands
We will defend what is so important to us.
We will defend freedom, we will defend our flood!
When heretics come to our tavern!

Oh, our army is on the left! And our army is on the right!
How nice it is to swing the shovel after a drinking spree!
What do people fear in the world? Monsters, fate?
Know this! There's no more fearsome warrior with a shovel in the world!

Slowly and methodically, with a thoughtful face
Arandor beats the heretics with his Shovel, a brave warrior!
He would like to talk to the heretics
But he has to beat them with a shovel(((

Oh, our army is on the left! And our army is on the right!
How nice it is to swing the shovel after a drinking spree!
What do people fear in the world? Monsters, fate?
Know this! There's no more fearsome warrior with a shovel in the world!

With the zeal of a metalhead, with a shovel held high
Metalhead-Ex stands against Russian pop music
Where are you, "musi-pusi"? I'll kill you, you city slicker
He's looking for his victim with a guitar in his hands!

Oh, our army is on the left! And our army is on the right!
How nice it is to swing the shovel after a drinking spree!
What do people fear in the world? Monsters, fate?
Know this! There's no more fearsome warrior with a shovel in the world!




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And this is just fair justice, heretics!!!

10 points... Too bad, I already voted in this category.

Ugh... I didn't know that the size of the database was directly proportional to the amount of spam.

I've updated it; now, no one is forgotten, and nothing is left behind.

Ugh... I didn't know that the amount of banter was directly proportional to the number of posts.

Hehe, banter in the right place isn't really banter :P)))
And in reality, out of approximately 520 posts, only 160 were related to the heroes section.)))

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Alright, soldiers! Be ready in 20 minutes. At 00:00, you must be at headquarters in full gear! Check the condition of your shovels, sharpen them if necessary, inspect your armor, navigation system, and the display in your helmet.
At 00:05, I will conduct reconnaissance with a group of scouts.
At 00:10, you must be in the landing capsules and ready for orbital deployment! Remember to hold your shovel close and keep a firm grip! Be prepared for heavy fire immediately after landing; don't rush into an attack right away! First, I will provide the coordinates for the orbital artillery, which will clear the area. Work in pairs! A stormtrooper with a shield covers the stormtrooper with a shovel. Once you are at a sufficient distance, charge into the attack. Stormtroopers with shields should support the soldiers with throwing shovels! Remember, the Emperor protects you! It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself! If anything happens, stay close to the Chaplain (Arandor).
Headquarters coordinates:
http://chat.narod.yandex.ru/chat/chat_enter.xhtml?mychat_id=91903024&coord=1&random_nocache=09281047e3557a2914c

We are always happy to have volunteers!