A small pub near Fludoscarr.

Whoa... they're coming now... I've already sharpened my weapon...

Patience, brother. A brother who has lost patience turns into nonsense.

Look how cunning he is!!!... Okay, he's charging us money for staying in his tavern, and while the flood of messages continues, he also wants to win the nomination and keep us here forever so we keep paying!! What a sly one)) Heh.

Damn, you've practically trashed half the tavern and are drinking beer for free, and now you want money?!))))))))


Heh. Here's our anthem, to be recited to fast music, in a chanting style.

We love to swing our Shovel, that's for sure
There's no stronger strike in the world than ours
Show us the heretic, we'll come to him
And we'll start a long-lasting romance with the Shovel.

Oh, our army is on the left! And our army is on the right!
How nice it is to swing the shovel after a drinking spree!
What do people fear in the world? Monsters, fate?
Know this! There's no more fearsome warrior with a shovel in the world!

The Shovel is the engine of progress, that's for sure
There's no more ingenious simple Shovel in the world!
What do we need M-16 for, what do we need SVD for?
We won't be lost anywhere with our trusty shovel!

Oh, our army is on the left! And our army is on the right!
How nice it is to swing the shovel after a drinking spree!
What do people fear in the world? Monsters, fate?
Know this! There's no more fearsome warrior with a shovel in the world!

With a warm, pure heart, with a Shovel in our hands
We will defend what is so important to us.
We will defend freedom, we will defend our flood!
When heretics come to our tavern!

Oh, our army is on the left! And our army is on the right!
How nice it is to swing the shovel after a drinking spree!
What do people fear in the world? Monsters, fate?
Know this! There's no more fearsome warrior with a shovel in the world!

Slowly and methodically, with a thoughtful face
Arandor beats the heretics with his Shovel, a brave warrior!
He would like to talk to the heretics
But he has to beat them with a shovel(((

Oh, our army is on the left! And our army is on the right!
How nice it is to swing the shovel after a drinking spree!
What do people fear in the world? Monsters, fate?
Know this! There's no more fearsome warrior with a shovel in the world!

With the zeal of a metalhead, with a shovel held high
Metalhead-Ex stands against Russian pop music
Where are you, "musi-pusi"? I'll kill you, you city slicker
He's looking for his victim with a guitar in his hands!

Oh, our army is on the left! And our army is on the right!
How nice it is to swing the shovel after a drinking spree!
What do people fear in the world? Monsters, fate?
Know this! There's no more fearsome warrior with a shovel in the world!




P.S.
And this is just fair justice, heretics!!!