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Back to Nazgar))) Mainly because of the signature on our forum))
Хороший сон укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошая еда укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошие деньги укрепляют боевой дух. А больше всего укрепляет боевой дух - отсутствие врага.
So many centuries So many Gods We were the prisoners of our own fantasy But now we are marching Against these Gods I'm the wizard, I will change it all Valhalla - Deliverance Why've you ever forgotten me
19.08.2008 СК Олимпийский.Я запомню это навсегда!!!
*I rush onto the stage, my jacket is unbuttoned and soaked in beer.*
YOPTA, BLIN!!
*I run backstage to put down the bottle.*
Sorry for the delay, I was at a beer place (Censored for advertising!). Today, we are presenting an award, a real literary award – the Best Signature! And you will be surprised, but the winner is once again the greedy and insatiable caterpillar N_N!!!!!! *A wave of "Ahhhh" and "Oh my god!" sweeps through the hall, but from the back rows, "Yopta *lya! Get the f*** out!!!" and the sound of breaking bottles can be heard.*
*After very tediously breaking through the wall and clearly not wanting to, the giant caterpillar crawls towards the stage, pushing people aside.*
Me: Hello, N_N!!!
N_N: ravporugshkprvlrgrshyrpguyrpryvl
Translator: You are so annoying, especially you!!
N_N: What is it this time??? Ugh, I mean, aivpouckgoshnyvarpfrtsukptsukp
Me: You have won the award for the best signature!!
N_N: But I can't write! Someone is always scribbling something on me!
*Everyone looks at the caterpillar's skin, which is covered in chalk, nails, and paint. The most common inscriptions are "Russu tourist!!" and "F***".*
Me: Congratulations, and as a prize, you will receive a cart of turnips!
N_N: I DON'T WANT TURNIPS!! I'LL EAT YOU!!
*I throw an Oscar, a bottle of beer, then a shovel, a kitchen mixer, a meat grinder, a doghouse, a Belarus tractor, and a grain of rice at the caterpillar.*
N_N *coughs* Damn! The rice got stuck in the wrong throat((((
And the next nomination is Creative Personality, but I won't vote for it yet because I need to rush off and beat up critics with a shovel in some chat. Wish the Holy Inquisition good luck!!
Lochen, damn it!)))) He's creating something amazing!)))))))) I'm speechless!)))))))) I was banging my head against the monitor!
Хороший сон укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошая еда укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошие деньги укрепляют боевой дух. А больше всего укрепляет боевой дух - отсутствие врага.