Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr. Auto-translated

POUR IT UP!!! I'm going to get drunk and go to bed...

Yes... Not long ago, my nickname was "Vikhor," but the unnecessary "O" disappeared, and now we play "fou fypylavykh" and don't pronounce voiced consonants))) The only logical explanation for this version of my nickname.

P.S. Please don't distort my nickname anymore ;)

Sorry for the advertisement… But I organized a duel tournament with 5 players here… Anyone interested is welcome – it’s an unusual tournament… /topic/at/161935/

I think a brewery could act as a sponsor and provide a couple of barrels of ale to the winners.

*In a drunken voice* Damn it, guys, they're beating ours up!!! *smashes a bottle on the table* Let's go to the tournament and kick some ass from that other bar, hic!!!

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Drakoshaka

AAAAA, I'm so drunk))))))))))))) but remember what you promised to Locken!!!! If you're going to do it to Dra, you need to use Arandon!!! But I think if you're going to do it to Dra, Arandon isn't necessary!! Especially if it's a kitty))))

Yes... Recently, I was "Vikhor," but the unnecessary "O" disappeared, and now we play "fow fypylyavykh" and don't pronounce voiced consonants))) The only logical explanation for this version of my nickname.

Hehe, let's play a game of "show of the sibilant and lisping" and I'll call you Fikh)))))))) My Fikh!!!!!!!))))))))))))))))

Well, as always:
I put something unknown in my mouth...

haha))))
good job, monarch!)))
you cheered me up))))
you showed respect to an old man;)
hehehe:D

Vikh...
a little poem)
Vikh, mmm... mmm... Major?
okay, I'm rambling:)
anyway, personally, I have never eaten Nesquik just like that) it's not tasty! :O
but I did drink children's Panadol just like that, it was so sweet;)
slowly, spoonful by spoonful, I was little, but not stupid)
I knew that it wasn't worth abusing such things.

hehehe, Olukald!
and you won't distort my name;)
unless you use something like "LokenЪ!"

it's not worth associating the verb "to scratch" with the Cat, it's very rude and uncivilized)
it's better to use an abstraction:)

...hmm. the last sentence smells like masturbation... eee...
in general, it's not a good one :O

well, I'm still a human, I'll vulgarize everything(( I regret it for the umpteenth time...
but what can I do? it's the time! the society!
and the grass is not as green as yesterday, when I bought a bun for 3k in the school cafeteria, and a pie - for 4.5k.

The grass isn't as green as it was yesterday, when I bought a bun for 3k in the school cafeteria, and a pie for 4.5k.

If you bought a bun for that much, the grass was good.
Type "The grass doesn't work!" with your nose on the keyboard, but don't get too carried away!

And you won't distort me.

Haha, you're so naive!))))

Nekol (it's the opposite)
No-o-o, KOL! (by Ivan the Terrible)
Kenol (maybe it's a medicine)
Lokento
Ento Lok (huh? Ento Lok!)))) If you read it quickly, it's hilarious! xD)))
Is your ceiling leaking? It's that nasty Entolok!!!!
I'm sculpting something out of plasticine... ENTOLOKA!!!! XDDDDD
Entolok, Entolok, he's neither low nor high, come to him to get healed, both cow and wolf, even an elephant came to get healed, but the elephant came in vain, Lok doesn't like elephants)))) (See ELEPHANT))))) xDDDDDDDD
Entolok, Entolok, he doesn't hide his thoughts behind a lock!
Entolok, Entolok... burns! (not in rhyme, but it's true)
Entolok came to me, now the whole apartment is in... wallpaper!)))) (whew, almost slipped up)))

P.S.
So, 1-0, let's continue the game)))))))))))))))))))

no one, not even zero, will be able to use my nickname! :P

and Entoloc is probably something like Ethivon, an expensive medicine, damn it! :O

Loffen, what are you doing?

30 characters: I am a chocolate bunny!

Well, personally, I've never eaten Nesquik just like that – it's not tasty! :O
But I did drink children's Panadol just like that; it was so sweet! :D
Just a spoonful at a time, I was little, but not stupid!
I knew that I shouldn't overdo it with such things.

How can you judge if you've never eaten it? :D No, it's actually tasty, at least that's how it seemed to me)))

Haha!
Well done, monarch!)))
You cheered me up!)))
You showed respect to an old man.
Hehe

Yeah, it happens... It seems like an innocuous phrase can be interpreted in such a way. Well, whatever, let it be.

P.S. IMHO, it's all because of those comedy clubs that cultivate toilet humor and the like in us. :D

P.S. IMHO, it's all because of those comedy clubs that cultivate toilet humor and the like in us. :D

No, it's not because of that! Remember how in kindergarten, during nap time, when there was no teacher, everyone would remember and repeat some swear words they had heard somewhere and laugh?))) And what we did in the 2nd grade at camp was even more fun - we took those rubber balls with water (like slime), tore them, poured out the water, and stretched them over... well, over what Arandons stretch them over)))))

Yes, I know, I'm vulgar!)))))

Oh, Brack, you reminded me of the summer before 8th grade. We went south with our class to Yevpatoria. I think it's obvious that our parents gave us a ton of food to take with us, after all, it was a journey of more than two days by train. One guy, I don't know why, was given a bunch of vegetables and fruits, which simply didn't survive until they could be eaten because they spoiled. But we still found a use for them. We threw cucumbers and tomatoes out the open window at trains on the opposite tracks. The vegetables were torn to shreds, and after the next tomato barrage, the whole window was splattered. It was crazy, our window was so dirty by the time we arrived. It's a shame we didn't have any eggs left. Oh, what would have happened then... :)

And I dropped a 10-kopeck coin from the Isaac Cathedral)))
As Newton decreed, F=mg, we don't take air friction into account... It could have cracked someone's skull(((((((((((((

Hehe))))) I'm laughing))))) Good beer, after all)))) Don't bash Nesquik! I also ate chocolate balls by the spoonful... I also ate 100% chocolate, but it seems like it's only meant to be added to coffee))))

Damn, I'm supposed to put on a show on the flood forum, but I'm not feeling creative)))) But I've already come up with a rough script, and then... as they say, let your fingers fly across the keyboard.

P.S. Damn, Slonysh, I was just joking, why are you so resentful!? >_<

I'll show you Arandon... are you kidding me?))) Seriously, stop using my nickname in a distorted way))) Leave it alone)))

Let me amuse you with 30 interpretations of Malevich's famous Black Square: - A black cat finally found a black cat in a dark room. - Night shift. Miners are providing the country with coal. - Albinos (people with extremely pale skin) are building something in the Arctic during the polar night. - The TV is turned off! - Rubber has been burning for four days. - Customs officer Vereshchagin's sandwich. Top view. - Any object through the eyes of Stevie Wonder (a blind musician, always wearing black glasses). - An explosion at a gutta-percha factory. - Visiting a mole. - A square hole in the shorts of basketball player Shaquille O'Neal (he's black). - A mystery wrapped in an enigma. - Who stole the skull and crossbones from the pirate flag? - Russia's stabilization fund in liquid form. - Night. Street. Pharmacy. Vandals broke the street lamp... - A chessboard, 1/64 of the board. - A black cube. Side view. - The look of a master after hitting a servant with a yoke on the forehead. - A chimney sweep is riding home in a tinted Zhiguli. - A black mark. A sketch for a series of products commissioned by Long John Silver (a pirate from Treasure Island). - The roof of your house. Canvas. Sheet metal. Roofing felt. - Al-Qaeda's dream: a map of the USA in 2020. - Five minutes before the phrase: "Chubais is to blame for everything."