Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr. Auto-translated

a folk remedy: grind 200g of onion, mix it with a three-day infusion of satavari root, pour it with stale water that has been in an old, rotten stump, and take it three times a day before meals.

Thanks... I'll try it.
P.S. They'll tear you apart for advertising kefir in a beer garden.

Why would they tear me apart?)))... Just say that kefir is the perfect thing to have in the morning after a beer.))) Hehe.

I meant to suggest alternatives to procedures involving enemas. There's a joke about that: at the institute, a professor says during a lecture that he's exhausted from poor attendance and will now give useful life advice to students at the end of each lecture. For example, today he'll say what to do to avoid getting pregnant. So, the entire auditorium gathers, he gives the lecture, the bell rings, and he says that to avoid getting pregnant, you should drink kefir. A girl's voice from the auditorium:
- "Professor, tell me, should I do that before or after?"
- "Instead of that":smile03:

- "Instead":smile03:

What are you so happy about?:D :D :D :D

Made fun of a dumb female student!!!!

Loch, I really liked your voice! I was laughing for a long time:smile40: That's so true! :smile54:

Lock, that illiterate "можеш" killed me!))))))) Actually, "можешь" is spelled like this))))))) Oh, human-hating)) And in general, it's called misanthropy.

Vikh, what's the point of voting for Alan if he's going to get all the votes anyway?:)
At least this way, I had some fun^^
Maybe I even gave Korn a second chance:D

I'd like to treat Nazg to a mug of ale and congratulate him on his triumphant (antichrist-goat) completion (and the root isn't any better) of the Unyielding Hostility tournament (it's strange, I actually made friends with everyone).
Thank you very much!!!
Maybe you could make an official one in about three weeks? I think everyone will support you.

Valhalla is right! Give us some time to rest, and then organize a larger, official tournament! Lok I voted for Sandro with roughly the same logic. After all, he's quite suitable for this title in some respects.

Yes. I think there will be 4 duels or 6. And we can remove 7.

I was reading something here... Even though I skimmed it, I still learned some interesting things. For example, I learned that Count Dracula himself hides behind the mask of the harmless Alucard. I also learned how to deal with leeches... My IQ is inevitably increasing, and my brain is becoming noticeably heavier ^_^

It's terrible how much trouble I get into when I don't visit my favorite pub – there's always a brawl and broken dishes!)))
1. I'm friends with a great and mighty person (hint: it's not the Creator))). I just type very quickly, often without looking, and I'm not very attentive, so I make mistakes.
2. Lock, you heretic, don't mess with the Root!)))))
3. Wolf, where did you get those hickeys? If vampires are bothering you, just say the word, and I'll have a chat with them ;) ))))) These low-level vampires, reveling in their petty power that they got for free, are getting on my nerves.
4. Lock, if you keep calling me Dra, I'll start coming up with rhymes for the nickname "Drone," and I have a brother named Andrei, so I always have 3-4 generations of rhymes in reserve)))) You shouldn't have said that in the thread about names; otherwise, it wouldn't have even occurred to me.
5. Vortex, how do you manage to study?))))) If you learn everything from the alcoholics in the pub)))))) But as they say, it's never too late to learn, and it's very important to know this. For example, now you know that to learn more about a person, you need to reverse their name.
Isn't that right, Yerdna?))))))))))))) Although, "Nekol" sounds better, it has that old Russian style – Nicholas "not a sorcerer"))))))
Okay, I'm just kidding

Damn, I need to find a newbie, and a tough one at that... *frantically checks user registration dates*
P.S. As soon as Major became a serious figure on the forum, he immediately started spamming like crazy :D :D :D :D

Wow, people, are you watching Comedy Club? O_o I fall asleep watching it. Comedy Club is nothing compared to my school)))) My school is nothing compared to the "off-topic" section)))))))

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Damn, I need to find a newbie, and a tough one at that... *frantically looks at users by registration date*

You should check the forum more often)))) I checked it yesterday and immediately saw 6 new users)))) Browse the topics))))

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Otherwise, we're just sitting here in the "pub" doing nothing))) It's time to see the world and show ourselves))))