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I meant to suggest alternatives to procedures involving enemas. There's a joke about that: at the institute, a professor says during a lecture that he's exhausted from poor attendance and will now give useful life advice to students at the end of each lecture. For example, today he'll say what to do to avoid getting pregnant. So, the entire auditorium gathers, he gives the lecture, the bell rings, and he says that to avoid getting pregnant, you should drink kefir. A girl's voice from the auditorium:
- "Professor, tell me, should I do that before or after?"
- "Instead of that":smile03:
Борьба и единство противоположностей -
вечный двигатель мира сего.