HeroesWorld
  • Log in
  • Create account
  • Mode
    Interface scale

    Loads video thumbnails from YouTube, which lets it see your IP address. Off until you turn it on, and remembered in this browser only.

    Recolours text in posts that would be hard to read on this theme. Off by default, so posts look exactly as their authors wrote them.

The first stage of the "Mr. HeroesWorld 2008" contest.

HeroesWorld Contests Closed Topic
No ratings yet — be the first to rate!
In reply to Gordon Byron
User Avatar
Offline Слоныш
Registered:
Posts: 2,034
#61
Auto-translated
Gordon Byron;159287
“And now, the Hunchback!” ©
Something like that? Or torture with socks in the Gestapo dungeons? :)
I’m still hoping to buy my way out:rolleyes:
What a brave one we have here. A sock will be found for your soul too, oh, it will be found.

*hesitating*

A...and what will you use to buy your way out with?
4
⚖️
0
In reply to Слоныш
Offline Gordon Byron
Registered:
Posts: 27
#62
Auto-translated
Slohnish;159288
What a brave one we found. Someone will find a way to get even with you, oh they will.
*trembling* "I am a small man, I am thinking about the days gone by" © :D
And... what will you use to pay?
I don't have jam, but I have sausage. Fried. :D
«Oh the iron will and the iron hand...» © Dire Straits
2
⚖️
0
In reply to Gordon Byron
User Avatar
Offline Слоныш
Registered:
Posts: 2,034
#63
Auto-translated
Gordon Byron;159289
There's no jam, but there is sausage. Fried. :D

No way, we don't sell ourselves that cheaply.

(and it's probably fatty sausage!)
3
⚖️
0
In reply to Слоныш
Offline Gordon Byron
Registered:
Posts: 27
#64
Auto-translated
Slonysh;159290
No way, we don't sell ourselves that cheaply.
(and it's probably sausage with fat!)
I'll try to buy my way out with stories. For the contest. If I'm not kicked off the forum earlier for blatant off-topic posting :D

P.S. I'll eat the sausage myself then.
«Oh the iron will and the iron hand...» © Dire Straits
1
⚖️
0
User Avatar
Offline Kreesanya
Registered:
Posts: 370
#65
Auto-translated
Slohnysh, maybe he can redeem himself with his soul, huh? :D
But as soon as we put the question about his soul directly to him, he starts talking :D:D
Restless. Endless. Mindless.
[/center]

З.Ы: кадилом по голове не бить.

З.З.Ы: А вот у нас в Шио....:D
2
⚖️
0
In reply to Kreesanya
User Avatar
Offline Слоныш
Registered:
Posts: 2,034
#66
Auto-translated
Kreesanya;159463
Sloys, maybe he can redeem himself with his soul? :D
Well, here are our guys showing up...
0
⚖️
0
User Avatar
Offline Alucard
Registered:
Posts: 780
#67
Auto-translated
I'll sell my soul, for a good price!
Complete set:
Holy halo with the ability to change into horns and a tail.
Full transparency for both waves and molecular bodies.
The soul knows many funny stories and can entertain you on a long journey.
Color perception: full, eye defect -6 megapixels, but corrected by hardware to 100% (lenses), there is an option for surgical intervention to upgrade the camera to a normal level.
The soul can have the following plugins installed:
Carefulness, mercantilism/generosity, selfishness, reliability, talkativeness, modesty.
Plugins that cannot be removed:
Laziness, inconsistency, sense of humor.
ATTENTION! The offer is limited!
Нет, я же Гитлер.
4
⚖️
0
Offline Gordon Byron
Registered:
Posts: 27
#68
Auto-translated
Here. The client is gone. There will be plenty of others interested, even without me.
«Oh the iron will and the iron hand...» © Dire Straits
0
⚖️
0
User Avatar
Offline Kreesanya
Registered:
Posts: 370
#69
Auto-translated
Alucard, what are you willing to sell?) We have many payment options in Shio :D

Gordon Byron, we constantly need souls, and yours will certainly not be superfluous in our collection! :D
Restless. Endless. Mindless.
[/center]

З.Ы: кадилом по голове не бить.

З.З.Ы: А вот у нас в Шио....:D
2
⚖️
0
In reply to Kreesanya
Offline Gordon Byron
Registered:
Posts: 27
#70
Auto-translated
Kreesanya;159644
Gordon Byron, we constantly need souls, and yours will definitely not be superfluous in our collection! :D
Just like bugs pinned to a board :) How will I perform in the contest with my soulless and dry writing? :) Besides, I'm a virtual being, I don't really exist, I'm just a fake...
«Oh the iron will and the iron hand...» © Dire Straits
1
⚖️
0
User Avatar
Offline Alucard
Registered:
Posts: 780
#71
Auto-translated
I have eight souls; you can view them all in the section called "FLUD," under the topic "Five-Hero Flud))))))".
Feel free to choose any; they're all recent. I haven't decided yet what I'll sell them for, so if you have any suggestions, let me know.)))

P.S.
These souls are completely healthy and don't smoke!

P.S. P.S. But don't worry about their health; they're all heavy drinkers)))))))

P.S. P.S. P.S.
But they're also athletes and members of the Komsomol)))))))
Нет, я же Гитлер.
1
⚖️
0
User Avatar
Offline ОMEGA
Registered:
Posts: 1,838
#72
Auto-translated
Well, my time is up, even though it's a shame. There was simply nothing to write about until now, and now I can't insert animated emoticons into Word. Delete this, Luchik.

"Let's fly to the most beautiful sky. No matter how many times your wings break, keep trying."©Crono Crusade

0
⚖️
0
User Avatar
Offline Alucard
Registered:
Posts: 780
#73
Auto-translated
I can't seem to attach it to the message, I sent a private message to Luchik saying I can send it via ICQ, but she hasn't logged into the forum yet((
Damn, if it doesn't work out, it'll be a bummer, and the contest is great, it's awesome to participate(((((((

Omega, create your story about re-enactors using emoticons xDDDDD)))))
I'll be especially interested in the emoticon "We are light elven infantry")))))))))))))))))))))
Нет, я же Гитлер.
2
⚖️
0
In reply to ОMEGA
User Avatar
Offline Слоныш
Registered:
Posts: 2,034
#74
Auto-translated
Knyaz_OMEGA;159659
Okay, I'm out, even though it's not ideal. I just didn't have anything to write until now, and now I can't insert animated emoticons into Word.
Forget it, Luchik.
What's the problem? You can insert a code like [IMG]****[/IMG] into Word, and then it will turn into an emoticon on the forum.

And by the way, Luch, maybe we could slightly change the way "emoticons are obtained"? For example, provide links to a couple of websites with emoticons, and let everyone take them from there in the format they prefer.
2
⚖️
0
User Avatar
Offline ОMEGA
Registered:
Posts: 1,838
#75
Auto-translated
Guys, thanks for the suggestions, but today the submissions are already being put up for voting. Slonysh, the code will turn into a smiley if the smiley is somewhere on the internet, and I simply didn't have time yesterday to link them or upload them somewhere.

"Let's fly to the most beautiful sky. No matter how many times your wings break, keep trying."©Crono Crusade

0
⚖️
0