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Слоныш

18 years ago

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Gordon Byron;159287

“And now, the Hunchback!” ©
Something like that? Or torture with socks in the Gestapo dungeons? :)
I’m still hoping to buy my way out:rolleyes:

What a brave one we have here.

A sock will be found for your soul too, oh, it will be found.

*hesitating*

A...and what will you use to buy your way out with?

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Gordon Byron

18 years ago

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*trembling* "I am a small man, I am thinking about the days gone by" © :D

I don't have jam, but I have sausage. Fried. :D

«Oh the iron will and the iron hand...» © Dire Straits

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Слоныш

18 years ago

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Gordon Byron;159289

There's no jam, but there is sausage. Fried. :D

No way, we don't sell ourselves that cheaply.

(and it's probably fatty sausage!)

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Gordon Byron

18 years ago

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I'll try to buy my way out with stories. For the contest. If I'm not kicked off the forum earlier for blatant off-topic posting :D

P.S. I'll eat the sausage myself then.

«Oh the iron will and the iron hand...» © Dire Straits

Kreesanya

18 years ago

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Slohnysh, maybe he can redeem himself with his soul, huh? :D
But as soon as we put the question about his soul directly to him, he starts talking :D:D

Restless. Endless. Mindless.
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З.Ы: кадилом по голове не бить.

З.З.Ы: А вот у нас в Шио....:D

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Слоныш

18 years ago

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Kreesanya;159463

Sloys, maybe he can redeem himself with his soul? :D

Well, here are our guys showing up...

Alucard

18 years ago

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I'll sell my soul, for a good price!
Complete set:
Holy halo with the ability to change into horns and a tail.
Full transparency for both waves and molecular bodies.
The soul knows many funny stories and can entertain you on a long journey.
Color perception: full, eye defect -6 megapixels, but corrected by hardware to 100% (lenses), there is an option for surgical intervention to upgrade the camera to a normal level.
The soul can have the following plugins installed:
Carefulness, mercantilism/generosity, selfishness, reliability, talkativeness, modesty.
Plugins that cannot be removed:
Laziness, inconsistency, sense of humor.
ATTENTION! The offer is limited!

Нет, я же Гитлер.

Gordon Byron

18 years ago

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Here. The client is gone. There will be plenty of others interested, even without me.

«Oh the iron will and the iron hand...» © Dire Straits

Kreesanya

18 years ago

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Alucard, what are you willing to sell?) We have many payment options in Shio :D

Gordon Byron, we constantly need souls, and yours will certainly not be superfluous in our collection! :D

Restless. Endless. Mindless.
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З.Ы: кадилом по голове не бить.

З.З.Ы: А вот у нас в Шио....:D

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Gordon Byron

18 years ago

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Kreesanya;159644

Gordon Byron, we constantly need souls, and yours will definitely not be superfluous in our collection! :D

Just like bugs pinned to a board :) How will I perform in the contest with my soulless and dry writing? :) Besides, I'm a virtual being, I don't really exist, I'm just a fake...

«Oh the iron will and the iron hand...» © Dire Straits

Alucard

18 years ago

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I have eight souls; you can view them all in the section called "FLUD," under the topic "Five-Hero Flud))))))".
Feel free to choose any; they're all recent. I haven't decided yet what I'll sell them for, so if you have any suggestions, let me know.)))

P.S.
These souls are completely healthy and don't smoke!

P.S. P.S. But don't worry about their health; they're all heavy drinkers)))))))

P.S. P.S. P.S.
But they're also athletes and members of the Komsomol)))))))

Нет, я же Гитлер.

ОMEGA

18 years ago

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Well, my time is up, even though it's a shame. There was simply nothing to write about until now, and now I can't insert animated emoticons into Word. Delete this, Luchik.

Alucard

18 years ago

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I can't seem to attach it to the message, I sent a private message to Luchik saying I can send it via ICQ, but she hasn't logged into the forum yet((
Damn, if it doesn't work out, it'll be a bummer, and the contest is great, it's awesome to participate(((((((

Omega, create your story about re-enactors using emoticons xDDDDD)))))
I'll be especially interested in the emoticon "We are light elven infantry")))))))))))))))))))))

Нет, я же Гитлер.

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Слоныш

18 years ago

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Knyaz_OMEGA;159659

Okay, I'm out, even though it's not ideal. I just didn't have anything to write until now, and now I can't insert animated emoticons into Word.
Forget it, Luchik.

What's the problem? You can insert a code like [IMG]****[/IMG] into Word, and then it will turn into an emoticon on the forum.

And by the way, Luch, maybe we could slightly change the way "emoticons are obtained"? For example, provide links to a couple of websites with emoticons, and let everyone take them from there in the format they prefer.

ОMEGA

18 years ago

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Guys, thanks for the suggestions, but today the submissions are already being put up for voting. Slonysh, the code will turn into a smiley if the smiley is somewhere on the internet, and I simply didn't have time yesterday to link them or upload them somewhere.

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