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Waking up in the morning after a hangover,
He glanced at the calendar:
It's time to think about gifts,
And before you know it, February will be over.
Coming up with ideas takes time...
But shouldn't I just buy a cake?
Or maybe, while searching for a present,
I should first head to a "Jewelry Store"?
Diamonds sparkle with reflections,
A golden chain flows...
Diamonds? For my darling?
For March 8th? What a surprise...
Or maybe a handbag...
That one, with the "D&G" logo...
And how much...? HOW MUCH??? I'm going crazy!!!
Well, the prices... they're outrageous.
I spent a week running around the stores,
Roche, Lancôme, and L'Étoile,
I spent half a day looking at paintings,
Scratching my head over crystal.
I looked at a manicure set,
With the strange name "Solingen".
I liked a delicate, lace scarf,
But it wasn't quite right... not quite... not at all.
Then I thought about stockings,
But I couldn't decide, and instead,
I bought her
FIVE
BOTTLES
OF VODKA!
Let the holiday be for both of us!!!

Happy upcoming holiday, ladies :) May there always be someone to celebrate with ;)

What a woman really needs,
We more or less, it seems, know!
And everything you could wish for -
We wish exactly that for you!

Success in your work! Pleasant weather!
Love - pure, tender, and frequent!
Children - of both sexes! A coat - that fits!
Fellow travelers in the compartment - who don't drink or smoke!

Hair - silky! Teeth - snow-white!
Husbands - wealthy! Sponsors - tender!
Lovers - intelligent! Spouses - in a legal marriage!
Mothers-in-law - living in another region!

Housekeepers - obedient! Dishes - washed!
Husbands - who don't snore and are shaved at night!
Colleagues - not obsessed only with women!
Enemies - weak! Enemies - very weak!

Dinners - in bed! Impressions - extreme!
And... these... well... in general, that... regular!
Stockings - without runs! Not a day - without something new!
Husbands - on a very long business trip!

Love - burning, like in a TV series!
Five TV series - on each channel!
Romances - at resorts! Outbursts - crazy!
Neighbors - both below and above - quiet!

Trips - not to the garden, but to the sea!
Cakes - delicious, but without calories!
Cars - foreign, but with the steering wheel on the left!
Perfumes - from Dior! Flowers - daily!

Intentions - diverse, but preferably serious!
Apartments - five-room and five-star!
A well-deserved vacation - on beaches and waves!
Trolleybuses - on time and not crowded!

Tickets on buses - only lucky ones!
Friends - not boring! Girlfriends - not jealous!
Husbands - wealthy! (As they say,
If you really want something - it's not a sin to repeat it!)

Love - so that it ignites like gunpowder!
(When this is important, repetitions are not a pity)
Washing machines, vacuum cleaners, combines -
And functional, and stylish designs.

Passions - exhausting! Difficulties - short!
Diamonds - no less than 40 carats!
Plumbing - imported! Childbirth - without pain!
Problems - none! Wardrobes - without moths!

And... it seems... we forgot something...
Ah, yes!
Love!!!
And sideboards - without dust!!!

And for the dream to come true - to become a great artist!!!
And for Women's Day - at least 300 times a year!!!
Well, that's how we congratulated you:
Men of the Universe - all the women of the Earth!:smile36:

P.S. We all love you very much, always.
WITH GREAT RESPECT
White Wolf

Girls and women! Happy Holidays to you! Wishing you good luck, love, and health! Please don't hit us on the head with a frying pan! - it hurts!) We love you! Well... At least I love you) Best regards, Lord of Vampires.

And I congratulate everyone on International Men's Day. Unfortunately, I don't know how to write poems :) And I don't even want to post poems that aren't my own – they can be read in books anyway ;) Anyway, congratulations and I wish you all the best... :) and preferably more :D

Happy holidays to all the girls on our HEROIC forum!

Congratulations to all the women of the WORLD and especially to the fair half on the HeroesWorld forum:smile12: . Dear ladies, I congratulate you on March 8th. Love and be loved!:smile23: Happiness, joy, good luck!:smile03:

May life be as it was before:
Love, confidence, hope,
Movement towards your goal and success,
And your heart - kind and passionate!
May bad weather pass you by,
And may autumn rush on its way,
And may every season of the year
Always sound like spring to you!:smile23:

Congratulations to all the women on the holiday of spring – March 8th! I wish you happiness, love – vibrant, sincere, and endless... Stay as you are. We love you. I also want to congratulate my clanmate, Gramm, on his birthday! It just so happens that it falls on March 8th. I wish him happiness, success, and love. TaKo – with another parrot!

Happy March 8th to all girls and women! I wish you all good luck and beauty, and may there always be a smile on your faces.
Happy melting March,
Happy stormy March,
The most gentle March,
The most exciting March,
I wish you lasting happiness,
Heartfelt happiness -
The kindest,
The most eternal!

I want to congratulate all the girls on International Women's Day, and especially the wonderful ladies of our forum! I wish you love, happiness, and that you remain as beautiful, smart, and kind as you are!

of course, I sincerely want to congratulate the beautiful half of humanity, I wish you all the best, and only good things, and no matter what, dear women, girls, we love you very much and cannot imagine life without you:)
and we will always protect and love you:)
it's not for nothing that these two holidays - men's and women's, go side by side:) at least in our country)

I want to congratulate the true gems of this world – the wonderful girls!
Shine always and everywhere! Be happy, love and be loved! May each of your next days be better than the previous one! May you always be supported and helped in difficult times! And may such an important thing as "understanding" always be present in your relationships with loved ones!
To you, dear ladies! Without you, this world would be boring and dull;)
Happy holidays.

I wish all residents of ХВ a pleasant time during these few days.

Dear ladies! On this wonderful day, I want to congratulate you on your professional holiday (don't hit me too hard for that)! I wish you happiness and great love! And also, more victories in HoMM!

Sincerely yours, Gad_001_The bezerker

Dear, kind, beautiful, intelligent, unique and irreplaceable ladies!

From the bottom of our hearts, we wish you
May your life be bright,
May your life path be strewn with roses
Until the very end.
We wish you truth, happiness, and kindness,
Something extraordinary, and a dream come true.
We wish you light, we wish you stars,
We wish you laughter and happy tears.

On behalf of the administration and personally, with respect, VDV_forever