Congratulations.

What a woman really needs,
We more or less, it seems, know!
And everything you could wish for -
We wish exactly that for you!

Success in your work! Pleasant weather!
Love - pure, tender, and frequent!
Children - of both sexes! A coat - that fits!
Fellow travelers in the compartment - who don't drink or smoke!

Hair - silky! Teeth - snow-white!
Husbands - wealthy! Sponsors - tender!
Lovers - intelligent! Spouses - in a legal marriage!
Mothers-in-law - living in another region!

Housekeepers - obedient! Dishes - washed!
Husbands - who don't snore and are shaved at night!
Colleagues - not obsessed only with women!
Enemies - weak! Enemies - very weak!

Dinners - in bed! Impressions - extreme!
And... these... well... in general, that... regular!
Stockings - without runs! Not a day - without something new!
Husbands - on a very long business trip!

Love - burning, like in a TV series!
Five TV series - on each channel!
Romances - at resorts! Outbursts - crazy!
Neighbors - both below and above - quiet!

Trips - not to the garden, but to the sea!
Cakes - delicious, but without calories!
Cars - foreign, but with the steering wheel on the left!
Perfumes - from Dior! Flowers - daily!

Intentions - diverse, but preferably serious!
Apartments - five-room and five-star!
A well-deserved vacation - on beaches and waves!
Trolleybuses - on time and not crowded!

Tickets on buses - only lucky ones!
Friends - not boring! Girlfriends - not jealous!
Husbands - wealthy! (As they say,
If you really want something - it's not a sin to repeat it!)

Love - so that it ignites like gunpowder!
(When this is important, repetitions are not a pity)
Washing machines, vacuum cleaners, combines -
And functional, and stylish designs.

Passions - exhausting! Difficulties - short!
Diamonds - no less than 40 carats!
Plumbing - imported! Childbirth - without pain!
Problems - none! Wardrobes - without moths!

And... it seems... we forgot something...
Ah, yes!
Love!!!
And sideboards - without dust!!!

And for the dream to come true - to become a great artist!!!
And for Women's Day - at least 300 times a year!!!
Well, that's how we congratulated you:
Men of the Universe - all the women of the Earth!:smile36:

P.S. We all love you very much, always.
WITH GREAT RESPECT
White Wolf