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Hey! I have an idea (you're probably already scared of my ideas, lol)! We have a "Miss Heroes World" contest, so why don't we create a "King of Spam 2008" contest here?

The idea isn't bad, but I'll probably win it too easily))) By the way, all this is off-topic:p
On topic: Heroes 5 rocks!:smile15:

The idea isn't bad, but I'll win too easily.

So, I'll create a thread where people can participate, but I don't know how many will join, but we'll see. And the nominations won't just be for "forum trolls," but for more normal categories like "Most Serious Forum Member."

By the way, all of this is off-topic.

Of course, it's off-topic; in this thread, you should praise my greatness!

Regarding the topic: Alucard is a great lord and ruler of the world!!

The gems belong to whoever has been on the forum the longest)) and of us three, that's me! So, go ahead, Vasi and the rest of you xDDD

With that logic... Mr. Alucard, I'll need to see some documents:) Please leave the premises. And you, Magnus, please stay.

Paraphrasing a famous advertisement: "This theme is so awesome, I wouldn't give it away!"

Alright... you'll soon know the wrath of Gork and Mork!
*Roar off-screen, voices: "Good squiggot, good!!! A-a-a-a...."*
Gra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!!!
We'll show him the awesomeness of our "Gra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!!!"

"Ugh, ranger!!! This topic is myyyy treasure!!" Frog Ytsuken))))


And I enjoyed sharing quotes from games))))))))

In the name of our clan, light, and all that is good on this forum (i.e., me), I declare this thread the property of the Haven! =))) Whoever trespasses on our lands will have to fight me! :smile19: (unless we come to an agreement, of course)))) ;D :D P.S. I don't remember any quotes from the games =( so don't try to show off here :smile10: :rolleyes: :p P.P.S. Oh my god... we've been invaded by demons of spam! Even the Executors can't help; they've been taken over too!

*Hey, stalker! Get out of here! You don't belong in this thread!*

In the name of the Emperor, great and benevolent, whose light protects us and gives us the strength to fight against the darkness of Chaos, I command the demons of spam to leave this thread! In the name of Ordo Moderus, I declare this thread the property of the order E Pluribus Unum! So be it! And may the punishing hand of the Imperium fall upon the heads of the despicable violators!

*puts his foot on the table*
Awesome Satan rules!...uh, not that...ah, here... I declare this place to be the domain of the great ((((((((((((((N_N)!
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Caterpillars don't have legs!!! So don't try to bullshit here))) it won't lift anything.

*Xenos! Die! Burn in the fire, xenos!*

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(Tengro the Great and his army of caterpillar-terminators)

This is my thread! I am the emperor here!

And here I stumbled upon this thread – well, I thought, I’ll declare myself the ruler of this topic! :D I’ll pretend to be a member of the fairer sex – I’ll say, “Let me have a seat, please,” – and then I’ll usurp power. :D What will you do?

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P.S. I’m adding this topic to the holdings of the glorious clan E Pluribus Unum (Tengro – ;) )

Oh, I see!... well, I'll make an announcement in the clan and the army of light will arrive))) we'll start taking back territory))))) :D :smile43: :o

P.S. regarding the topic: what is the topic about? is it just general chat about Heroes? well, it's like that in all Heroes-related topics)

Learn the basics, young Padawan) This is spam about the fifth installment of Heroes

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P.S. I'm adding this thread to the domain of the glorious clan E Pluribus Unum (Tengro - ;) )

I'm going to file a complaint against you!:smile31:

To whom will you lodge your complaint, xenophobe?:)
And you, brother Arandor, I ask you to go to room 213, where you will be clad in the armor of the Death Company – it’s long overdue.

I pass on the authority of the Emperor to the Mother-Mistress of the Order!