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Cute! Get out of here!!! ^_________________^ nya (like THIS) gy

Heh, I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my chair! Now, let me tell you a hilarious story. So, a friend sent me a full-length Hellsing movie for my iPod, and we watched it at school today. The movie itself is pretty funny, and the plot is similar to the original anime series (14 episodes), but with a lot more humor and satire. But that's not all – the translation from English was done by some guy who clearly had no idea what he was doing! He translated everything into simple, everyday Russian, and he barely stuck to the original text. Plus, he added his own sarcastic comments. Here's a literal quote: "I don't know what they're saying, but it seems like this guy is upset that they shot him in the lung." And in the second episode, during the assault on the Hellsing mansion, Alucard lets the enemies tear him to pieces so he can mess with them. So, when Alucard is lying dismembered on the floor, the translator says, "Get up, Alucard, Russia believes in you!" At that moment, I fell off my chair. I'm almost afraid to watch the third episode. By the way, since we're talking about the indomitable spirit of the Russian people, here's another funny story. There's this game called "Red Cosmos," which is the first Russian anime game, and it's actually pretty good and well-received in the West. Here's a translation of the FAQ for the game, created by the Russian developers for a foreign audience and posted on the website www.dreamloregames.com. Here's the translation from English, as best as I can remember: Question: Do you think there's a demand for anime games in Russia? Answer: No, not at all. Why would there be? People in Russia don't watch anime; they drink vodka, ride bears, and, of course, steal. Question: Why didn't anyone else release an anime game before you? Answer: Because we were the first to come up with the idea. Question: An anime set on a Soviet spaceship, isn't that ridiculous? Answer: Of course, it's ridiculous! But teenagers controlling battle robots, that's normal. Schoolchildren fighting demons with swords bigger than themselves, that's perfectly fine. But a Soviet spaceship... what are you talking about? That's just crazy! There was some other funny stuff in there, but I don't remember it. Anyway, this is a reason to be proud of our developers. No one has ever outdone those American loudmouths (and there were a lot of them when "Red Cosmos" came out)

Wooow, what cute faces:smile19:

what does "kawaii" mean?:rolleyes:

This means those damned anime fans.

ooo))) I agree))))
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Hmm... "kawaii" means something like "cute," I guess. Heh-heh.

P.S. I don't like anime, but the faces are pretty cool.

Wow, those are some cute faces:smile19:

There is some truth to that ^_^

Aphids, what kind of stupid stereotypes are these?
I'm a scruffy, unkempt alcoholic with a cute face because I only sleep 5 hours a day, I'm all scratched up because I skateboard and just enjoy active recreation, and I completely disregard cuteness, spitting on the floor and saying "Aga" instead of "Nya."
But I still enjoy watching good anime, and I have a "cute" avatar, and now I'm being labeled an "anime fan."
Why do you call people who like to watch good movies (and anime is also a movie) "movie fans" or "cinephiles," since they also have characteristic features?
And I don't know why these so-called "anime fans" bother you so much (I don't consider myself one of them); they cause less harm than, say, metalheads. But when someone says they got drunk with punks and smashed a neighbor's car with a sledgehammer, it's considered normal, but when someone says they like to draw in an anime style, people start saying "anime fan" and making faces.

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P.S.
Sorry for my "French."

Just anime – IMHO – is nonsense (again, IMHO). I don't know how else to describe Pokémon and schoolgirls casting all sorts of spells. I think anime fans are disliked precisely because of Pokémon.

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So, should I immediately post a scientific paper here about the topic raised by Kenny (now Alucard), or is it unnecessary?

Brakman is right – anime fans don’t like this kind of series, although there are some good anime out there. As for me personally, I don’t like youth groups (goths, punks, and others like them) because they try to force people into one standard under the guise of “don’t be like everyone else!” which sounds silly. Kenny, I have no complaints about you; just don’t be overly affectionate, I don’t like that.

goths, padonki and some others along with them

Padonki aren't exactly a group))) As for anime - there is perfectly normal stuff, and you shouldn't lump it all together with Pokemon;)
PS: pokemon rules)))

Von Nazg is meowing away, and he doesn't give a damn about what we're talking about))) Even if we come and hit him on the head with a club, he'll tell us "Go away, you bastards!"))

There's good and bad in movies too, but there's much more bad (go to hell, Uwe Boll!!! Cthulhu is coming for you!).

Kenny (do you mind if I call you that?), I have no complaints, just don't be annoying, I don't like that.

It was just a joke. Personally, I don't consider myself an anime fan, and this conflict isn't personal, it's a general one. I just don't understand why anime fans get so upset. If people like watching it, let them watch it. Even though a lot of it is nonsense, anime fans themselves are interesting and creatively developed people, and like any knowledgeable person, they watch really good stuff (this doesn't apply to fanatics who watch everything just because it's anime). P.S. Damn, I'm tired of my old nickname. I've only watched about 10 episodes of South Park. I'm not Kenny anymore (see registration date), although I like this nickname, but Alucard sounds cool (but if you read it backwards, it sounds like a noob). Alucard - the smiling machine gunner! Oh, that's a good idea! Can you describe yourself in exactly two words? Anime is still crap, this is the off-topic section (don't throw bricks at me). For example: Siverfale - ... ...

Seriously, forget about it!)))
I can describe myself. Brekman is a thousand-year-old guy)))) In Supreme Commander, he was really over 1000 years old!)))