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So, I'll answer everyone in order...
R@zer, if this kind of humor is going to be funny, it shouldn't be vulgar, but genuinely amusing... but by its very definition, it can't be not vulgar. Besides, anyone can do that, but writing something that's funny without any vulgarity – that's something not everyone can do.
Loken, I didn't even want to introduce a voting system for the stories... but I think it makes sense for this stage.
The whole point here is to evaluate each participant's story and then determine the overall score. But how can you evaluate each story using a voting system? I think it would be easier to count the votes based on the number of "likes" given to each story, although I might be wrong. If everyone is against using a voting system, then I'll think about what to replace it with.
Князь_OMEGA, a simple, ordinary day with a girl isn't that interesting... But if you imagine that it's the last day of your life, you'd want to make it as memorable as possible, not for yourself, of course, but at least for that girl, turn it into a fairy tale, fill it with as much feeling and romance as possible, so that she'll remember it forever... Have you seen the movie "Sweet November"? Watch it when you have time. In that movie, the girl treated every day as if it were her last, because she didn't know if there would be a tomorrow. Under normal circumstances, people rarely try to do something extraordinary for their loved one, to fill their day with a fairy tale. When you realize that you can't put things off until tomorrow and you need to do everything you planned today... The last day of life is like a reason. You can lie down and wait for death, or you can live it in a way that brings happiness to others and to yourself. But I'm getting a bit philosophical here. If you don't like it, we can change it... although, in my opinion, these are normal associations. I want the story to be filled with deep thoughts, feelings, and emotions, so that it makes you shed a tear... Something like that. :)