Mr. HeroesWorld 2008 Contest

Well, here the humor is presented in a free-form manner... You are all masters of humor, as you have repeatedly proven in various threads, so showcase your skills here!
The contest works as follows: a topic is given to each participant, and the order of participants is determined (in what order they respond); the idea is simple - each participant maintains communication in the thread, with the condition that their post should appeal to the readers, for which their BD (reputation points) is increased (this stage was decided to be conducted not with a regular vote, but with the help of the BD system), there is no need to decrease BD.