Posts from Mr. HeroesWorld 2008 Contest Auto-translated

You know, Lu, back in Soviet times, there was a competition called "Come on, guys!". You could run, shoot, throw grenades, answer questions about military regulations, and so on. I can understand that. But if you manage to find enough guys who will write literary profiles, endlessly edit their photos in Photoshop, and compose heroic poems all night long (and all of this without any substantial monetary reward!), then you could sell tickets to this circus.

The second stage confuses me:D:D:D:D:D:D. Is there something better (back, or...)?

Yes, we will be evaluating your ears.:smile08:

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But if you manage to find enough guys who will write literary profiles, endlessly photoshopping their pictures, and composing heroic poems all night long (and all this without a substantial monetary reward!), then you can sell tickets to this circus.

Here is an objective assessment of our efforts in the previous competition…

What can I say?))) I'm a complete Cthulhu devotee. But I also know how to handle a Kalashnikov...

2Slonysh
You certainly know how to pick the right emoticons.
But you're already a grown-up girl and you know that there are not only anatomical differences between boys and girls, and that what is normal for some may seem strange to others. Imagine if I had written something like this in the previous contest:

The second stage is photos of your butts (string bikinis are allowed).

How much would I have learned about my piggish tendencies? But here, it's normal, it works. Some might even start thinking about where to get a string bikini.

Here's an objective assessment of our efforts in the previous contest…

We'll get our revenge for this :) Just kidding, we'll come up with something interesting :)

What kind of thing is that marine doing in Slonysh's post? Nah, I'd rather just hang out in the basement...

and will the second contest be anonymous?)))))))))))... and will it definitely involve a butt?..... I mean, maybe someone in front will want to xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.... or a TONGUE... as consolation)))))))

you can still submit an application)) and if there are poems and other things, I'm good at those... :smile04:

but in general, it would be good to know what you're agreeing to first))) although coming up with something if there aren't many people... is also... hmm... )))

P.S. sorry))))))))))

Ar, as always, immediately jumps right into action:smile04:
really, is it interesting to scan and post pictures of your behinds online? oO
I don't see any spirit of competition:smile04:
and also, they were trying to convince me about the avatar. They've completely lost their conscience.
Neo, the most passionate ones are biting:smile30:
okay, here's something to get you started.

The image has been compressed, but it's okay, you can open it and everything will look normal.

Loken, I hope this isn't your picture? :D I, of course, agree... what else can I do... In principle, I even agree to photos... there's just one problem - we need to buy thongs... oh :smile15: - it's better without them. By the way, they bite, but in the heat of passion :smile43: Let's get this over with, I'm eager to fight!!! Added after 1 million years
So, is it soon? I'm really eager to fight!!! I'm ready to tear everyone apart and I'm ready too ;) Time is ticking!

Male characters in thongs are not cool; let's stick to boxer briefs instead.

..I'm all for it, absolutely! :D
The more participants, the better – so we can see for ourselves that there are still real heroes among us :D

Guys, don't be shy – we'll judge you fairly and with a sense of humor.

Lock! You jerk!... and you said you wouldn't show anyone =((((((( xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

P.S. ... can you upload photos as avatars?.. it would be the best avatar xDDD

P.P.S. I won't grab the bull by the horns ;DDDDDDDDDDDD

P.P.P.S. by the way... if there's a photo contest, I won't participate... I don't have a digital camera... and I won't go to a friend's place... he's just waiting for that xDDDDDDDDDDD

Draco, let the judges determine the authenticity of the bodies xDDD
whether they are mine or not))) look, as you can see, Ar says) so he'll be an arbitrator)) he'll be evaluating male butts) let him get used to it) he's going to be a future moderator xDDD

Yes...I've wanted a contest like this for a long time...but I didn't imagine it this way... And there are too many boys, not all of them will want to participate - and I don't consider nearly all of them worthy of being "Mr. HeroesWorld" ;) Need to think...