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Happy New Year to all the esteemed forum members!!!!
Here goes the Old Year...
May it take away with it
All troubles and sorrows,
Sex that didn't end in climax,
And creaky beds,
Headaches at the worst time,
The burden of paying debts,
The emptiness from injections,
Greedy, complaining clients,
Unloved competitors,
Those who put sticks in our wheels,
Those whose brains are replaced with prosthetics,
That love that goes unanswered,
Snow that falls in summer,
Cockroaches in the kitchen,
Sparks that have already faded,
Those woodpeckers who annoy us,
May it take them all away...
Because the Old Year is leaving.
Well, good riddance, let it go!!!
The New Year is waiting at the gates.
What it will bring with it,
We unfortunately don't know yet,
But as before, we will wish
In the New Year
A bright star from the sky,
(that warms, but doesn't burn),
A tasty pie from the shelf,
Fulfillment of desires,
Acquisition of new knowledge,
To become wiser, but not to age,
To manage everything without rushing,
Pleasure in everything -
In the dark night, in the bright day,
In relaxation, in work,
Wherever we are - everywhere!
And love - big, huge,
Bright, passionate, tender, languid,
And ordinary, and not so ordinary....
Also, to finish on time
What was started long ago,
To go to the movies many times,
To finally get some sleep,
To break away from routine,
To find new friends,
To achieve goals faster,
To have safe adventures,
To use protection in time,
Never to crash,
But to soar, to fly, to fly!!!
And to find out what Happiness means,
Loyalty, Friendship and Participation,
Optimism, Enthusiasm,
Wisdom, Glory and Orgasm...
In general, we don't need much.
The main thing is that things get better.
New Year, don't let us down,
The door is open, come in!!!
