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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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In reply to Happy Life
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1 month ago
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Happy Life
He has already switched over to MI-6 and is collecting data on Russians. Good try, comrade.
So, the dwarf is shorter than 190; we'll note that down.
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1 month ago
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Sanya Izi

He got a child with someone and immediately hanged himself.
This is my plan.
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The main thing is to make sure that the child was born.
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Neiko
The main thing is to make sure the child is born.
Correct.
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1 month ago
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So, Karlan is shorter than 190; let's note that down.
It looks like bait designed to make me start criticizing you for being a "lifer" again because the truth turned out to be too bitter to accept.
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Just like my biological father. He had a child and immediately hanged himself.
The scheme works.
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1 month ago
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There’s no proof, so it’s impossible to tell whether it’s true or not.
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1 month ago
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Sky
Based on the photos, it was clear that he's a dwarf, especially without his pumpkin boots.

No, Nebok, you’re mistaken. If I were a dwarf, there would only be Tatsko Folls here. But in reality, meaning in Chelyabinsk, I assure you, there isn't a single 230. Not even one; I've never seen one. I would have remembered such a thing, taken a picture of it, and maybe even befriended him.
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1 month ago
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Sorry, bro. Without fire mages and fancy stuff, you won't get past 190 units. Anyone with fewer than 190 units is trash.
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1 month ago
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What can you do? These are modern standards.
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1 month ago
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190 isn't that high. It’s an average height. For those born in the 90s or earlier, it might seem impressive, but modern Gen Z individuals have grown much taller.
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That’s what I’m talking about. Hang in there, dwarves.
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Okay, fine, I'm short. At 185 cm tall and wearing sneakers, without a hat, I’m still 5 cm shorter than average height. And that’s without elevators, mind you. So explain this to me: some time ago, I was attacked on the street by a very small guy, two heads shorter than me; apparently, something about me didn’t sit well with him. He says he runs the whole neighborhood. What should I call him? Big Daddy, maybe?
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1 month ago
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. Well, okay, I'm short. 185 cm tall wearing sneakers and without a hat – I’m still 5 cm shorter than the average height. And that’s without elevators, mind you.
I respect your honesty. As they say: welcome to the club, buddy.
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. Then explain this to me. Some time ago, I was attacked on the street by a very small guy, two heads shorter than me; apparently, something about me didn't sit well with him. He says he runs the whole neighborhood. What should I call him? Big Daddy or something?
Yes, but not literally "big," rather metaphorically.
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I don't know how that happened. I had a friend at university; I already wrote about him. His name was also Sasha. He was 210 centimeters tall, and I barely reached his shoulders. He disappeared without a trace; it’s been 5 years, and we haven’t heard anything from him. There’s nothing about him online.
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1 month ago
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. I don't know how that feels.

Google it.


I had a friend like that too. But the opposite – he was a dwarf with 170 [points/stats]. Next to him, I felt like a giant, a mega-chad, a monster. He disappeared without a trace; we haven't heard from him in 15 years. There's nothing about him online.

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