Posts from 🦊 Планета Флерантор, осколки человечества 🦊 Auto-translation in progress

- I want my trouser snake to become even bigger, more powerful, and more resilient than it already is, and I heard that they can help with that here.
Sarabas strikes a pose:

- Something like this is what I'm looking for.

A gaudy stranger looked with disdain at the corpse of a homeless man. “This is the price of purification! Sooner or later, only the worthy will remain in the endless cosmic void!” The anti-ugly gives Zaya and her squad a small gift before leaving. “I’ve met guys like that in our settlement,” Ferda suddenly remembered. “They wear red clothes and really want to be beautiful.” **Zaya gains 30 experience.** **Ritual blood** x2 (+2 to Beauty and Will until rest) **Homeless man's clothing** x1 **Homeless man's boots** x1

- I want something like this, roughly.

Be careful what you wish for. Or it might actually come true...🤣

– This is the price of purification! Sooner or later, only the worthy will remain in the vast cosmic void!

Yeah. First we'll eliminate everyone with a beauty stat of 1, then everyone with a beauty stat of 2, then...

A “wife material” cannot have male friends. If a woman has male friends, then she is not “wife material.” Having one or two female friends is still acceptable. And even then, it’s desirable that they also be “wife material.”

But can a “husband material” have female friends?

A silent question froze in the eyes of the main cultist. "Why?" Everyone around him shared that same question.

Husband material? No, he can't be. Even if he isn't husband material, he still can't be. Because either you're a Chad and they're your girlfriends, or you're stuck in the friend zone and are just someone being used, definitely not a friend.

- Obviously. External dignity must match internal dignity.

This works both ways.
A "husband material" who has a lot of female friends and mistresses is no longer "husband material." He's more like "man-slut material." And that kind of guy isn't needed at all.

However, if he's a wealthy "man-slut," then there's a category of "wife material" who are willing to put up with it for the money.

The cosmic deity responded surprisingly briefly and succinctly. – It’s more convenient. Why bother with formalities when dealing with bugs? Bugs that are not even capable of coexisting with each other. For true success, only you should dictate the terms. After Hurat-Rekret's response, the darkness around Ida flared up, and the girl found herself in a completely different place. – Oh, poor thing… how did you end up here…? – someone picked Ida up and carried her somewhere. Opening her eyes, the unfortunate alchemist could make out her savior. Although, probably, her nose had figured it out much earlier.

"Where am I?" Ida tried to make out her surroundings and examine her smelly savior. "Who are you?"

Round VII Fighter 1 moves. Fighter 1 attacks target Hroth 12 with fists. Hroth 12 takes 40 damage (5/45). Aristarkh attacks target Hroth 12 with weapon Battle Pickaxe. Miss! Hroth 12 moves. Hroth 12 attacks target Warrior 3 with hroth horn. Miss! Hroth 5 attacks target Siren Slave 2 with hroth horn. Miss! Hroth 4 attacks target Siren Slave 2 with hroth horn. Siren Slave 2 takes 25 damage (22/100). Hroth 2 attacks target Siren Slave 2 with hroth horn. Siren Slave 2 takes 25 damage (-3/100). Siren Slave 2 dies. Round VIII Siren Slave 6 attacks target Hroth 5 with weapon Witchblade. Hroth 5 takes 63 damage (-18/45). Hroth 5 dies. Siren Slave 3 moves. Turn order: Siren Slave 3 [15] (100/100) (4 potions) Siren Slave 6 [15] (100/100) (4 potions) Fighter 1 [10] (110/110) (1 potion) Poisoned <<< Warrior 3 [10] (5/80) (0 potions) Poisoned Aristarkh [10] (70/70) (3 potions) Hroth 2 [10] (45/45) Hroth 4 [10] (45/45) Hroth 12 [10] (5/45)

Cartilage spawns two weak and one regular bomb and, suppressing the urge to throw one at the merchant, goes to beg supplies from the leaders. “A reconnaissance group has been assembled by me in the shortest possible time! We will set out today! I ask the superiors to provide us with supplies for a successful mission. And some bombs too… Just a couple more…”

Ida wanted to wake up from her slumber in the arms of a Luxmaxer, but instead she got some bum T_T

Alas, no matter where Ida is, she has never been here before. “A bum. Just a bum.” The bum named Bum 1 brings Ida to a neat-looking hall. “Here, look who I found, warrior. Maybe you need someone to wash floors or something else… I didn’t want to leave the girl to die in the snow…” “How noble of you. I will keep that in mind; now, be gone.” Ida finally gets on her feet and sees a powerful-looking warrior standing before her, definitely with a wrestler's physique.