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- Yo, old man. The lady needs a moment to gather her courage, so listen to me for now, I'll tell you an epic tale. 

Once upon a time there was a very weak warrior who greatly disliked women — they seemed to him to be vile, lowly creatures, and the mere thought of physical intimacy with these beings made him sick, such revulsion he felt, as if ants were crawling through his veins, as if he faced the prospect of housing a centipede in his ear canal and gorging himself on live cockroaches. At the mere sight of them he would frown, so hard that his brows once fused together — that's when he decided he needed to leave human society, lest something bad surely befall him. 

And so he went into the caves — cold and dark, but free of that plague. Life there was hard for him, and there was no one to rely on but himself, and the little he managed to scavenge or craft — all of it was taken by a mischievous little snow fox. He was furious at her and tried for a long time to catch her, but all in vain — she was too quick, how could he — a weak warrior — compete with such a trickster? But this strange acquaintance was in essence not a curse but a blessing, for it was only through this peculiar communion with the fluffy minx that he kept his sanity. 

As the years passed, the warrior grew accustomed to cave life, grew strong in spirit, hardened in body, filled his inventory with epic crafted gear — no one would have recognized him now. Yet this change brought him no joy — the little fox had stopped visiting him. And why? If she had simply grown bored of him, that would be sad in its own way, but at least she'd be safe and sound. But what if that wasn't the case and the reason was something entirely different, more tragic and sorrowful? This question gave the warrior no peace, and it became his reason to explore those parts of the underworld where no human foot had yet trodden. 

In his search, he twisted the head off a minotaur — a giant with a man's body and a bull's head, made soup from a chimera — a monster stitched together from a lion, a goat, and a serpent, wrapped gorgon hair around his fist — a creature whose hair grew snakes instead of locks, many deeds did he accomplish, but by the time he found his little fox, he was badly wounded — anyone could see he didn't have long left. The little fox was saddened by this state of affairs and asked the warrior what he desired in his final moments. What he answered her, none of the living can say — his words remain shrouded behind the dark veil of historical oblivion, but on that day the little fox transformed into a beautiful human woman, and then she drowned in his snow-white desire — as white as her fur had been. Or was it he who drowned in her soft fur, resting both soul and body from the burdens of mortal life?.. The bards and historians differ on this matter! But the truth is that in his final moments, the long-standing malice that had reigned over the warrior's heart finally ran dry, but soon so did he, leaving behind only a skeleton with a shattered pelvis. And the little fox? Flashing her golden eyes, she vanished into the annals of history like a ghost roaming everywhere, continuing her great hunt.

Days, weeks, months, years, decades will pass, and then one day a descendant of that fox and that warrior will appear on your doorstep, and from his lips will flow words telling of their shared story... He will place his palm on your shoulder, — Sarabas places his palm on the old man's shoulder, — and say "thank you for loving foxes", "thank you for opening your heart to our memories".
You can tell right away who reads romance novels about the adventures of a tender sorority girl in the hands of a stern warden, and who's into hardcore gritty zooporn 👍.
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Tsulak is kindly healed thanks to the establishment. While this is happening, a mysterious woman with hair as white as snow appears on the balcony of the second tier of the training halls.


"You are worthy to participate in battles for glory, my friend," Gorus said. "They will begin tomorrow, and you can only participate once a day. The goal is simple: win three battles."

Meanwhile, Tsulak could assess the difference between himself and the warrior, while also considering whether it was really that significant...
— Thank you, friend! Without glory and battles, I wouldn't be myself. — Tsulak pounded his fist against his chest.

— So, tomorrow I need to become twice as strong! — he added, pausing his gaze on the stranger. — And the day after tomorrow, four times stronger! And after that... — he didn't know how to count that far, so he left a meaningful pause.

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Zaya’s tears were drowned out only by her father’s indignation. “Daughter!” roared Medvedson. “You are a warrior of the Fighters Clan! And you are no longer a young girl! How can you cry and disgrace our glorious lineage? Wipe your nose, catch your breath, and speak properly!” The strange sounds attracted Zaya’s brothers, who cautiously peeked out from behind one of the wooden columns—there were six in total in the main hall of the fortress. “Go away, curious children!” Medvedson waved his hand dismissively. The brothers hurried back to where they came from.
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"Плата за любовь"
"Путь некроманта"
"Темные грани"
"Рок Гримхейма"
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Judging by Deros's focused expression, it seems more likely that the storyteller will tire out or lose his train of thought before this lyre-loving old man falls asleep. After listening to Ida's story from beginning to end, Deros smiles. A hint of something vaguely resembling nostalgia flickers in his eyes. The old man invites Ida to participate in his contest and suggests a new theme for the next round, which will change in a few days. As a farewell gift, he hands her the promised drink. **Barter Voucher for 30 points** x1 **Icy Vodus** x1 (restores 1 action point)
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"Плата за любовь"
"Путь некроманта"
"Темные грани"
"Рок Гримхейма"
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Men engrossed in creating a work of art suddenly turn to Aristarch and begin eagerly reaching out their muscular arms towards him. “Join us, young man!” “Let’s serve Syreen together!” “Kiss the heel of our mistress!” Syreen snaps her fingers, causing her devoted followers to stop. “I am Syreen,” the woman says with a gentle smile. “You know much. Did Clarissa send you? Ah, I could do so many wonderful things with you… but I don’t want to upset the old lady. What have you brought?” Syreen’s aura was slowly beginning to break down Aristarch’s will.
Карты для героев 5

"Плата за любовь"
"Путь некроманта"
"Темные грани"
"Рок Гримхейма"
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“So, it was actually a contest?” asked Ida, exhausted and surprised that her story had taken so long. “Thank you! You’re a great listener. I might visit you if I have the chance.” Taking her prize and saying goodbye to the old man, Ida decided to head to the Great Library.

If nothing happens along the way, I will ask the local Vasyas for books on alchemy.
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“Thank you, friend! Without glory and battles, I wouldn’t be who I am.” Zulak pounded his fist against his chest.

“So, tomorrow I need to become twice as strong!” he said, pausing his gaze on the stranger. “And the day after tomorrow, four times stronger! And then…” He couldn't count that far, so he left a meaningful pause.
Feeling someone else’s gaze upon him, the stranger looks at Zulak.

“I am a mad rat slayer,” she says, and disappears.

Zulak can stay in the training halls to temper his body and spirit, or go somewhere else.
Карты для героев 5

"Плата за любовь"
"Путь некроманта"
"Темные грани"
"Рок Гримхейма"
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Aristarch quickly surveys the room for any semblance of furniture.

Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно.
Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится.

(Закон сохранения).

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Entering the library, Ida met Sarabass, timidly greeted him, and showed two thumbs up, as if to indicate that the work had been done brilliantly, after which she thanked him for his story about her grandfather and the small support he provided.

Having finished a short conversation with Sarabass (If there was one, I can role-play it. Otherwise, Sarabass will roll his eyes and pretend not to know Ida), Ida requested books, and she naturally had to explain how she deserved something more than just a cookbook of local recipes:
— I am studying alchemy. Recently, I have been working under the guidance of Utar. And what kind of practice can there be without a well-studied theory?
Joseph instilled this last thought in his daughter's head long ago. In their house, she was always taught that the more a person reads, the more they know. Perhaps that is why Ida became so eager for any literature.


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Aristarchus, you better keep your pants on. After our adventures in my dream, I’ll stand up for my friend!
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“I am Syren,” the woman said with a gentle smile. “You know much. Did Clarissa send you? Ah, I could do so many wonderful things for you… but I don’t want to upset the old lady. What have you brought?”
“Here,” Aristarch places the package on the table, “Clarissa asked me to give this to you.”
“Excuse me, gentlemen, I have a lot to do. All the best.”

Without delaying another second, Aristarch leaves…

Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно.
Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится.

(Закон сохранения).

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Hryashch and КО lose 1 action point after a long journey to the forest. Round I Swordsman moves up 3 spaces. Swordsman attacks target Snow Rat with weapon Long Sword. Snow Rat takes 27 damage (8/35). Swordsman moves up 4 spaces. Swordsman attacks target Snow Rat with weapon Long Sword. Miss! – Pee-pee-pee, – squeaked the rat mockingly. – For humanity! – replied Swordsman 2. Turn order: Snow Rat [20] (35/35) Snow Rat [20] (8/35) Snow Rat [20] (35/35) Snow Rat [20] (35/35) Ikeokiy [10] (40/40) Ikeokiy [10] (40/40) Ikeokiy [10] (40/40) Hryashch [10] (70/70) <<< Swordsman [10] (90/90) Swordsman [10] (90/90) Swordsman [10] (90/90) <<< Swordsman [10] (90/90)
Карты для героев 5

"Плата за любовь"
"Путь некроманта"
"Темные грани"
"Рок Гримхейма"