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Rurek is finally mastering the art of beheading. However, due to Rizz, he doesn't get to use it as often. And why, I wonder, did his head become filled with this skill during his encounters with young ladies? That's a big question.
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– Why is it a disadvantage? In my opinion, it's a major advantage. I learned more wisdom from you, Rizz, than from anyone else, – Rurek objected. – I grew up alone, without parents, you know. I became strong, cunning, but impulsive and not very smart. Why does your daughter love seclusion so much? Did you and Swarka spoil her? Ha-ha. I'm just kidding.
– Because if you offend her, our friendship will be over. – And she'll hit you on the head too. – But if everything works out, you'll become a member of our family. After all, she shouldn't be against it, and neither should you – you still have six other options. So think carefully, so that you don't end up in a trap yourself, and so that you don't hurt the feelings of the chosen one.
Evil Lizard
- Until Swarka "comes out of vacation" or until we find a new source of provisions and strength restoration – we're not going anywhere. We won't earn much "in the field"... – Jingo says to her companions on the road.
Upon arriving at the Wizards, he "trains his spirit" with the remaining activity. He suggests the same to his companions.
– Reason is never superfluous. – Yuyuha nodded, following behind.
Jingo +0.6
Katarina +2
Yuyuha +1
Happy Life
- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Ucon not only smiled but also, like a clap of thunder, laughed for the first time in 4800 posts, even wiping a tear from his eye. - No... I didn't see anything, friend, with your mask, I can't even make out the shape of your ears. Apparently, we have a little more in common than it seemed. If that's in your profile, and if you want to and your health allows it, come and participate in the warriors' tournament in the coming days. To put the upstarts in their place and fight in memory of Kanau, and just for fun. Another fragment of the old Ikazkan, which we will lose soon. Unfortunately, not many have signed up for it compared to those who were willing to praise it verbally without any reputational risk to themselves. I expected more and am very disappointed with my colleagues. But I will follow it to the end, to see if modern Ikazkan can gather at least some volunteers. For now, I will not put a final cross on this picture.
– And I'll sign up, but at my age, I won't last long in such an event. See – if you lose to me, it will be embarrassing.
Heroist
– It brings back memories... It's like it was a hundred years ago. However, Eresuk could have mentioned in our last conversation that there is no other way to the village of cannibals. We just wasted provisions.
Dorian examines the tent for anything useful. At the same time, he tries to remember how high the ceiling was in D19 and how large the wings of its inhabitant were...
Nothing useful is found. This useful location, which has often helped travelers, is now completely useless. D19 was almost as large as C7 and Ikazkan, and if desired, the inhabitant could easily fly around this location.
Rurek remembers the barbell. During the expansion of his mind, he trained not only his brain but also his arm. After all, he has seen so many women...
“It would be good to talk to her first,” noted the sword-headed warrior. “Seeing from the outside is good, but it’s not easy to understand what’s going on in her head.”
Something like that sorceress from the luxurious cavern, only instead of luxury, she has a cool dad.
- Yes, it’s impossible without it. - Rizz agrees. - Then let’s wait until she wakes up.
Actually, Rizz warned his daughter about the meeting, but it seems she simply overslept.
Meanwhile, an unfamiliar representative of Rureku’s second favorite race enters the house.
- Oh, it’s you. You could have at least washed before coming to visit.
- I wash regularly, thank you. Trash is only bad when it smells, is dirty, or contagious; otherwise, it’s part of my treasure, just like everything else.
- Yeah, so what do you want?
- What do you mean, what? The same thing as always. You are a prominent figure in the city and beyond, and you know many people.
- Leave me alone. I won’t be involved in this nonsense; find someone else.
- Tch. - The Fury clicks his tongue and looks around, his gaze stopping on Rureku. - Hey, I’m Chad.
A small suspicion crept into Rurek’s mind that someone was trying to deceive him, because our suspicious sorcerer’s vitality used to be four hundred and twenty units.
– Chad? You remind me of someone... – Rurek looked closely at the fat furry. – Ah, yes! The leader of the cheesy eyes! The late one, by the way. I am Rurek.
If Chad is really from that tribe, then he is truly the most cunning of the cheesy eyes. He escaped before things got heated.
- It’s sad to hear, but it was quite predictable that everything would end this way. Listen, Rurek, I’m organizing an event right now – I need to gather beautiful girls, and then we’ll evaluate them. Help me gather the participants; a guy who looks as tough as you must have quite a few suitable acquaintances.
Added 9 minutes later [Ukon] The Dungeon Warriors Community is planning a unique tournament in its history in honor of Kanau – our beloved teacher and older sister. Everyone who would like to participate in this event for personal reasons, or perhaps to test their skills, or just for fun – if you are a strong and honest warrior, we are waiting for you in the community. You can register to participate in the Community, or with me, or with Brussels. [Krystallia] A cure for ugliness. [Faith] Looking for a monster encyclopedia. [Gigantes] The road to happiness lies through the stomach. [Kamu] Need to gather ingredients for a skin-lightening agent. [Chad] Who is the hottest in Ikazkan? [Utsuwa, Knowledge Seekers] Searching for books.
– I'm not a romantic hero, – Rurek shrugged. – But I know one Elf... Her name is Blueberry. She'll definitely want to participate. The only problem is, I have no idea where she is.
The Sord's description roughly matches Blueberry's appearance.
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