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- Well, I agree with you on that. If they're not available, then at least someone like Jingle Belz would do.

🤣 No, you pumpkin-head. Jingle is just a sick person who doesn't understand the difference between women's and men's clothing. But what you are is a different question...🤣 Make a hole in the pumpkin and you can imagine whatever you want...🤣

P.S. And what's with this nickname "Belz"?

- Is that the one who was with Bar and mistreated cats?

- I don't remember who was in that thread, except for Tono-Dono, they had funny names. And if I don't remember them, it means they didn't deserve attention; but still, I think anyone will remember you if they just try a little.

- Oh, that's right! - Without much thought, the gardener takes off his clothes and shows the philosopher his body, unburdened by fabric.

- Yes! Almost like my servitude, minus 43%. Many try to achieve what you have now in this regard - they are doing well if they continue their efforts. There are those who envy him and don't try to achieve it, and they spread their poison left and right - never listen to them, otherwise your life will be reduced to their level.

- And what's wrong with them?

- Well, what's wrong? You're like a resident of the outskirts of the western part of Ikazkan. I don't want to say anything here, of course - these residents are good, in some ways they are heroes, but... Still, in general, a successful person is expected to have clear speech, generated by his own clear mind. Do you understand what I mean? Like me - I will be accepted at any, even the most aristocratic, reception, even though - perhaps I would not share their regalia, but I will respect them, and they will do the same in return, because their personal self-awareness depends on it. So you - don't say "sho", but "what", don't say "yak", but "how" - do you understand what I'm talking about?

- But I thought it comes from the heart.

- Phew! If only it were so, then maybe we would all be living like kings. But in the end, you have to adapt.

- And do you understand all this about me?

- Of course, otherwise how could I give you advice in this situation? I understand everything you want, almost like She, the only thing is, my "sword" is quite rusty, and it rarely protects me, and I won't even be resurrected if there's a problem. So, She has a significant advantage in this situation.

- Well, I agree, if they're not around, then at least someone like Jingle Belz would do.

- Maybe yes, but... This option will not be beneficial for you in the long run, believe me. It's not even about the fact that you won't spread your parents - but that will happen anyway - but other people will consider you some kind of mutant. Don't do that, stick to women, and everything will be fine for you.

- Do you want me to make some? Tea. I have some, and not just that.

- Go ahead, make some. But this tea must be as recognizable as possible and certified by knowledgeable authorities. Because after the fruits, I can't believe everything I see.

- A friend in a hood sold me the seeds, and he got them from some friend of his. Eros or something like that. And for the usual kind, I only have one type of soil for it in the whole city.
- Will it work, or will it make me sick?
- Too bad. I was hoping to feed the whole city with it.

- Eros, whatever-os, it doesn't matter - throw them all away. This person, and any of his possible followers, are pests. The guy in the hood dreams of killing all of us, but he doesn't have enough power and courage to do it with his own hands, so he's trying to find other ways, and he gave you bad seeds.
- This is all, - Chernika moves a whole pile of previously obtained fruits for disposal. - This is bad for everyone. We have to destroy it, and grow a normal crop. Do you have a roller? Otherwise, I'll just crush them with my heel.

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yes, I'll take the blue one, what else

Lake of Silence
A large natural body of water located at the end of sector B. Its water emits a pale blue glow that spreads throughout the entire cave — it gives a wide berth to those who stay silent, but regards those who don't with suspicion: random sighs and gasps draw its attention, though nothing more happens beyond that. Still, it wasn't worth risking deliberately voicing anything. The people who lived here each kept themselves busy: some played board games, some read, some worked with clay, some cooked food, and so on — everyone was occupied with their own affairs. Almost no one reacted to the arrival of a stranger, even though such a thing wasn't an everyday occurrence. Without delving too deeply into any dogmas, one could adopt the creed of subterranean harmony here, as well as learn the skill gifts of the dungeon. In the center of the lake there was a small islet of dry land with a chest on its surface — but Yuyuha warned with gestures that getting there wasn't so simple: one had to sacrifice 10 valuable items to the lake (with a picture). From the lake itself, one could scoop up water, and in the barn one could replenish provisions and receive a box of ingredients. Without the creed of subterranean harmony, however, the water from the lake could be harmful. Additionally, casting spells was impossible in this location.

Did it at least give any burn damage?

Yes. 

Didn't I see him through a spell with Rurek's squad?

Well, it seems so.

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Barli and his guys are heading to Swark.

He and his guys find Swark still busy with building a project for Osha.

Chad, the cheese-grater destroyer, met with Virgin, the cheese-grater destroyer.

Jingo silently "enjoys the local sights" while observing the locals. He's looking to see if there are any "beautiful girls with an aesthetic appeal of 20+ and excessively long nails"...

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[box of ingredients] x5 simple ingredients of your choice

I don't quite understand which specific ingredients can be chosen... Can I choose milk with nails?

Jingo silently "admires the local sights," while observing the locals. He's looking to see if there are any "beautiful girls with an aesthetic value of 20+ and overly long nails"...

Nope. With a parameter of 15, Yuyuha was the most aesthetically pleasing among them – apparently, the locals didn't put much effort into this aspect of their existence.

I don't quite understand which ingredients can be chosen... Can I choose milk with nails?

No... These are things like tripwires, larvae, etc., but not glowing items with stars.

Nope. With a stat of 15, Yuyukha was the most aesthetically pleasing among them – apparently, the locals didn't put much effort into this aspect of their existence.  

He's checking to see if any wood is growing in this undoubtedly wonderful place...

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Jingo gains the "toothsome pacifism" trait – attacking characters, both human and non-human, receive 30% of the damage back, and negative effects are duplicated. 

But nothing like that appeared in the magic grove...

There were trees here, but very few, and it was difficult to predict in advance what the reaction would be to an attempt to cut them down.

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Since Osh forced a whole crowd to work for him, the construction is being completed faster than planned... (You can describe what the building is like yourself)

Since Osh made a whole crowd work for him,

And he didn't even resort to the help of cheese. Learn from this, cheesemakers!🤣

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Jingo draws a star in the air with gestures and writes "milk" with his finger, reminding Yuyuha that she promised to "ask" about those ingredients...

Since Osh made a whole crowd work for him, the construction is completed faster than planned... (You can describe what the building is like yourself).

I need to think about it.

Osh takes the amulet that doubles the damage.

- These terrible women... During the conversation, Galak felt a strong fatigue, which he, as a very energetic person, was not used to. It's enough to drive you crazy just thinking about what others might think about what you think. And why? If it's like this every day, maybe it's not so bad to be alone. It's easier to communicate with vegetables than with you. Okay, get out of here for now, I'll need you later, we'll gather a gang.

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Jingo gestures in the air, drawing a star, and writes "milk" with his finger, reminding Yuyu that she promised to "ask" about these ingredients...

Out of the three ingredients, she only finds him a star.

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Everyone takes this and that, and no one even says thank you to the giver 😭

"…But the sorcerer isn't that simple! He talks about sadness and grief that everyone has fallen, but in reality, he sent a stowaway Cossack with us under the guise of protection! At this rate, the locals and humans will surpass us." "I'll be waiting for activity to resume, then," he says, also adjusting his footwear. "Don't you happen to know where I can find a simple helmet in the city? I don't really want to hide such an aesthetically pleasing face from the world, but what if a stalactite falls on my head?" He glances over his shoulder at the fluffy creature to see which direction it's heading before going into stealth mode.

Everyone's taking this and that, and no one even said thank you to the giver 😭

It's morally hard for me to roleplay kissing Ona's boots, sorry.

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- Scary women, these creatures, - during the exchange of words, Galak felt a strong fatigue that he, being such an energetic person in life, was not accustomed to, - you'd have to be mad to think about what others will think about what you think. And why? If every day is like this, then maybe being alone isn't so bad after all. Talking to vegetables is easier than talking to you. Fine, get out of here for now, if I'm needed later we'll gather the band. 

Yes, one shouldn't talk to women. Just like with most people, for that matter.  

- Any craftsman can make it... Except for me. Instead of going into stealth mode, the fluffy creature approaches Dorian. - Teleportation, huh? Humans never cease to amaze with their ingenuity.