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Posts from 🔥 Иказкан -> ТезотAuto-translation in progress
Jingo and Katarina arrive at B1. - Iron ore, hmm? Depending on how many more veins there are in the Dungeon, this could be an important location, especially if different Factions start actively fighting each other. There were three paths forward from here.
- Yeah... I wonder if there's a "Crocodile Tail" tribe nearby, mining ore for Caer? - Hmm. To the left and right, there seem to be alternate routes to blocks C and A. Interesting... Listen, stay here for a moment, and I'll take a look at what's on the left.
Jingo enters block C2 alone...
Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно. Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится. (Закон сохранения).
“Now that’s what I call it!,” he raises his hand to give an approving clap, but stops near the head of the bed. “Just grab some provisions and arrows if you haven’t already. I wish I had some other things, but there’s nothing to trade with… And then, after the cheese, we’re on our way!”
- Yeah, that’s right, my glasses burned out too, so I’m starting from scratch. - He sighs. - And I’m probably a complete zero myself.
The guys take the cheese from Zlyuka, receiving disdainful and angry glances from her as a bonus. - I heard that some people like that, - comments Pervert, - but not me for sure.
Then they go to D13, where they are greeted by a massive cat - it was not inferior in height even to the hordes, and it exceeded them in width. This was the leader of the Dono tribe. - Where is my food, people? I’m hungry.
Rurek thoughtfully scratched the back of his head.
– Indeed! It didn't even occur to me. That's why there should always be someone smart in the team! – a Sord in boots nodded approvingly to another Sord in boots. – Then let Vatagash and Ball go first. Then Ball will lead Gadik. Then Gadik will lead Gaal and Vatagash will lead me.
That's what two dozen minds can do!
And so they did, finding themselves in the first part of the Crimson Mountains.
25% chance of being attacked by monsters ❌ In this location, you can perform the following action with the entire squad once per journey: [Drain Mind] Underground characters restore 50% of their spirit, 3% chance to increase intelligence by 1; human characters lose 50% of their spirit, 3% chance to decrease intelligence by 1. [Imbue Body with Crimson Aura] Underground characters restore 50% of their health, 3% chance to increase body by 1; human characters lose 50% of their health, 3% chance to receive a random mutation.
- Hey! - Ball shouts. - What are you doing? We didn't invite you! This is a male, exclusively-Sord adventure! Following the direction of the Sord's pointing finger, the other Sords see Atsuha floating above their heads. - ? - The Ivilai didn't understand. - Where?
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and how much did it total with the provisions? or should we not count and just make it a convention?
122, minus what you will eat on the way. Author
- Yes, we bring warmth and care to Ony's lost cats. Usa is counting on us, and therefore we must try, - replied the cook. - We will leave them some food, and then we will go back.
Having overcome the place where the hatch used to be, Barley's squad finds itself in a tunnel leading to the cat settlement. There they meet a local resident, Tono. - Humans! - He hisses quietly, realizing from the "banner" that this squad is not connected to the cheese people. - Danger!
If the other hordes don't mind and this action doesn't require any special effort, Rurek wouldn't mind emptying the mind right here and now.
"My friends want to continue their journey without being watched," Rurek translated for the ivilae, using a horde-appropriate tone. "Although, I don't know exactly what's bothering them... the ivilae are not just some humans; they are also inhabitants of the underworld, just like the hordes."
Although, extra ears in a conversation with the Clawkin might indeed be unnecessary... or, on the contrary, they might be very helpful! It all depends on how things go...
- Yeah... I wonder if there's a "Crocodile Tail" tribe nearby, mining ore for Caer? - Hmm. It seems there are detours to blocks C and A to the left and right. Interesting... Hey, wait here, and I'll take a look at what's on the left.
Jingo enters block C2 alone...
Jingo is attacked by 4 Batnaks. He can escape using a skill or engage in battle.
Added 2 minutes later The growth of brains does not lead to the destruction of five Sords. - It's not flying away, - Ball comments, watching the Ivilai circling in the air. - Well, that's fine. Shall we move on?
4 Batun are attacking Jingo. He can either flee using a skill or engage in battle.
Why so many...?
If he flees and returns, will the number be randomized again? What will happen if he defeats them all? Will the others not attack? Is this considered an attack on Jingo or not? Does fleeing cost 1 Action Point or 0?
If he flees, will he have time to see the passages further ahead, if there are any?
Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно. Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится. (Закон сохранения).
After the simplest part came a slightly less simple part, and five Sords (that's what some exciting novel could be called, as well as "A Sord in Boots") moved towards the slightly less simple part.
Crimson Peaks 2
10% monster attack ❌
20% monster attack ❌
30% monster attack ❌
40% monster attack ✔️ 1-5 (5)
50% monster attack ❌ 1-5
Crimson 1 [200/200], (morale: 30/30, movement points: 5)
Crimson 2 [200/200], (morale: 30/30, movement points: 5)
Crimson 3 [200/200], (morale: 30/30, movement points: 5)
Crimson 4 [200/200], (morale: 30/30, movement points: 5)
Crimson 5 [200/200], (morale: 30/30, movement points: 5)
Rurek [360/360], (morale: 100/100, movement points: 3/3)
Watagash [320/320], (morale: 100/100, movement points: 3/3)
Ball [300/300], (morale: 100/100, movement points: 3/3)
Gaal [200/300], (morale: 220/220, movement points: 3/3)
Gadick [300/300], (morale: 110/110, movement points: 3/3)
Atsukha [100/100], (morale: 100/100, movement points: 3/3) is flying.
Lava cells cause burning.
– I like women who are ready to just kill you. Or turn you to stone. In every sense. – Dor chuckled, filling his pockets/cart with cheese.
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- Yeah, that's true, my glasses also burned out, so I'm at zero. - He sighs. - And I myself am probably a complete zero.
The guys take cheese from Zlyuka, receiving disdainful and angry glances from her as a bonus. - I heard that some people like that, - comments Pervert, - but definitely not me.
Then they go to D13, where they are greeted by a massive cat – in height, he was not inferior to even the hordes, and in width, he surpassed them. This was the leader of the Dono tribe.
- Where is my food, people? I'm hungry.
– Greetings, respected leader of the woolly tribe! – making a friendly half-bow, he moves forward with a bag of food. – We have come to you with the promised gifts, sending greetings, words of peace and friendship from the fiery guys.
After a slight pause with formalities, he continues: – Dangerous times are coming, coolest leader! From another tunnel, gangs of humans with non-humans are coming into your area, they are having deceitful conversations and sweet-talking. We have been watching them and know that they do not bring good to you, Chief Cat. They want to take away all your cheese, overthrow you, and put everyone on a diet. They say that they know better how to manage your group, that you have no right to decide with whom to do business. And they plan to drive us away and kill us. If that happens, you will no longer see your tribe or cheese. This cannot be allowed, leader! If you value our friendship as much as this smelly cheese, then gather your warriors, and when the villains come again from the other side, don't let them get away with it, otherwise everything will be over!
Five against five... even five against five and a half. It's all pretty good.
“Our chances are high,” Rurek exclaimed. “Let them get within striking distance, and then we’ll crush them all! And for now... Gadik, can you take a shot? Let’s say, at the one in the center.”
The main thing is to deal damage and not take any. It’s all very simple.
The Woolly Chieftain didn't wait for the explanations to finish and immediately latched onto the fresh human cheese, first with his paws and then with his teeth, making loud chewing noises and spraying saliva around. Fortunately, the Civilizers were agile enough to dodge these watery projectiles. - If someone is going to spit on me, I would prefer it to be a beautiful lady, - Hat whispers, - but are there any? - TAKE IT BACK? MY CHEESE? - Dono raises a huge fork on his outstretched arm, and only a few centimeters prevent Dorian from becoming a companion to Kaen, Kizuna, and Hat. - Tono! TONO! - He looks around but doesn't find his son. - Where are you, you lazy bum? Human! Find Tono! Quickly! Before they put him on a diet!
...the chieftain ate and grew, ate and grew. Until he grew to the size of a large dragon. Then he started to need more cheese. He crawled to the Fortress of the cheesemakers and ate them all. An impenetrable layer of fat helped him in this. Then the chieftain ate Ikazkan, and after him, the Kofa tribe. When there was not a single living creature left underground, the chieftain collapsed the vaults and began to devour the surface dwellers. No one could stop him... In the end, the chieftain turned into a huge ball and flew through space to other worlds. Unfortunately, he soon met Rinze. "Ew, you're ugly" was the last thing the chieftain heard before he was incinerated by divine magic.
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