We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious. Auto-translated

If he doesn't turn into an Ogre by level 20, then that's it, it's over. The thread can be closed. I'll recover. I meant a huge Ogre, yes, 3 meters tall and weighing 350 kg. And anyone can become tall; all you need is surgery.

Sanya, did you see the update for Diablo 2? What do you think of the Warlock? Will you be playing it?

Weighs 350 kg.

Well, you can achieve that without surgery; just eat fatty foods and carbohydrates all day long.

Come on, eat 350 kg and post a picture, what, are you too weak?

That’s why I don’t want to be an ogre.

Don't you want to become a cool guy like one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

I'm tired of Diablo. I'm currently playing StarCraft 2.

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By the way, I noticed that Sun Min has a very small head. And a large body. True, he's thin. He still needs to expand his bones to become an Ogre. Did you see that, Aretz? And you say it's easy to become a Cyber Ogre. Or maybe Lokken was just making things up.


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When I was in university, one Half-Ogre, about two meters tall, approached me and asked if I had any cigarettes. I said, "But you don't smoke, why do you need them?" I never understood why he said that. Now there are many Half-Ogres, but I haven't seen a single 230 yet.


Arandor, how much smaller are you than Shaquille O'Neal? I'm shorter by a head.

A new class has been released, you can play it.

I'm a head shorter.

compared to whom? heads come in different sizes.

25 fewer Samites.

Who released what, and where? I have no idea.

I need more.

Diablo II: Resurrected – Reign of the Warlock

and that’s good, otherwise I would have had to buy new clothes.

That’s exactly what I thought. I had some doubts about certain details, though.

Only in movies about male friendship is everything serious and genuine.


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Arandor, do you know Na-Krul from the first Diablo? Cool guy.

Bosses from the fan-made expansion are not canon.

So, what now? Should I just give up and die?