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#498
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I feel a little sorry for Neiru. And a little for Drakkosha. The forum will close, and that's it. It will simply stop appearing in search results. It already happened to me.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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Today is Thursday.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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Columbus - 6, a cute OnlyFans girl, the song is cringe. Warhammer - 4, didn't finish listening. Lantern - 1, choked on soy beans. Chaos - 7, funny, although I feel a bit offended. Situation - 6, people have such clear speech! Not like now! Inarticulate - 1, I don't like this kind of silliness. San Andreas - 5, a cute boy, but I didn't understand the part about the alien. Just Buy a House - 3, internet users compete in wit. Session - 8, I condemn it, but it's not bad. Barbecue - 1, the creativity of the mentally ill. Fight - 3, if this is the famous Star Trek, then a lot becomes clear about the modern audience.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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How do you access the forum, Sanya? Do you use a VPN?
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San Andreas
Those who understand, understand, and those who don't, won't.

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Player Characters
1. A legendary build from a legendary HeroesWorld player, who got himself killed like a fool. Larte, Count Orlov.
2. He is a wonderful family man, an ideal citizen, and someone who cannot be frightened by anyone or anything. He has a goal and he follows it. Always. Daily. Right on schedule. Raptilion, Slozhna.
3. A bucket of jelly. Fyablyup, Fragment.
4. A universal soldier. Venling, Gyarados.
5. On high heels, his height is 4 feet. He is very thin and bow-legged, and his muscles look like tiny rubber bands. Despite his repulsive appearance and bad habits, he has a peculiar charm.
For a long time he couldn't find a girlfriend, complained about it to his companions, and didn't understand why girls avoided him. Anders, Ment
6. Predestination, doom, feebleness, disease, death. Thomas, Arandor. 
7. A lightning mage, follower of the Emperor, demonic abomination, drowned one. Tarvitsy, Nebo Bezaltushnik.
8. An honor student filled with devotion to his homeland. Asmidul, Saraba. 
9. A kind and sweet girl of many talents, searching for herself. Nisho, Nebo Altushnik.
10. Ples's character.
A female warrior, trained from childhood in wielding two-handed weapons, but with poor communication skills.
She took part in an expedition where the vast majority of characters survived, everything ended in a happy ending, and Nebo wrote a quest but never played his own character. Nerguy, Some guy from HW.

NPCs
1. He knows much, but doesn't speak without reason. His home is the palace of trials. If you manage to pass — perhaps you'll get what you desire... And if not — unlucky. Asparagus, Fragment. 
2. A little rogue, a big joker, a bridge guard, a detonator of what the dog is supposed to pull. Goblin Pupatom, Nebo Bezaltushnik.
3. Some unfortunate souls have a clearly written fate to suffer. You go through endless torments that keep lasting, lasting, then finally are briefly interrupted, only to return soon after with a scale never seen before. And now you are an ancient, immortal being whom myriad men are ready to worship. Finally free and at liberty to enjoy the fruits of centuries of suffering. But you choose quiet oblivion. Those around you cannot understand. And everyone is very, very sorry. For the loss of their sex symbol. And no one will ever know what your secret was. In endless willpower or... in the fact that one can get used to pain and stop feeling it, having attained true zen and seen the world from a completely different angle. Sonata, Slozhna. 
4. No one has seen him, but everyone loves him, and those who don't, hate him. Survivability 2/4. Twice, Count Orlov. 
5. Kindness, responsiveness, service, faith, melody. Almandina, Arandor. 
6. The-man-whom-I-mention-every-year. Tartarrus, Gyarados. 
7. She is a short, plump girl with a magnificent complexion and blush across her entire cheek. The most striking thing about her appearance is her gray hair, which never tangles, shines, and is easily styled into a hairdo. 
The girl has a wonderful disposition; she is kind and responsive. But like many people of such a nature, she can lose her composure and snap.
Thanks to her mindset, she is very resistant to mental manipulation. Metarma, Ment
8. The ideal of benevolence, generosity, strictness, intellect, and grace. Naria, Saraba. 
9. A loyal and dutiful friend with a mischievous streak. Alm, Nebo Altushnik. 
10. A sorcerer and lover of gambling.

Result: epic victory for the adventurers!
The HeroesWorld player's character outwitted the villain by offering him a game on his own roulette.
In the end, the villain lost at rock-paper-scissors and turned to dust.
Though the adventurers suffered too. One turned into a death knight, the second into a ghost, and the third lost all her skills. Melesar, Some guy from HW.

Expeditions
1. Apostles: Gotta catch 'em all! Arselia and Akonia, Gyarados.
2. TYORAL. Tioral, Fragment. 
3. Legendary memes and the duckling syndrome. Dal Shabet, Count Orlov. 
4. Guards! Guards! Lafrenia, Ment. 
5. Unforgettable attractions of unprecedented fun in the abode of a great man. Reimian Empire, Nebo Bezaltushnik.
6. You've been accepted into a prestigious educational institution, trained, dressed, and sent to the front to die in the name of a woman. And so, having barely survived and accepted a gift from your mistress, you find a free moment to log onto the HeroesWorld forum and write a post for the Expedition. Reimian Empire 3, Slozhna
7. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. Tiaral, Arandor. 
8. Just a BOMB. Tiaral, Saraba. 
9. * memory - replay *
For over a week, the group sailed to Barsina. When, at last, the "Groza" docked at the port, the travelers' amazement knew no bounds.
Instead of the expected landscape of pyramids, sand, and palm trees, their eyes beheld a picture as if from an alternate reality.
Everywhere they looked, structures of steel and concrete towered, and the port itself was on an island.
Soon Berimir returned aboard in the company of a certain colorful mustachioed man. He was humming a familiar tune to himself:

"Skyscrapers, skyscrapers, and I am so small
Now I'm scared, now I'm sad, now I'm losing all my peace"

— Willy, what the hell are you doing here?! You weren't in this expedition! Our guide was Karim.
— Chill out, guys. I'm here to give a hint for the masquerade. Honestly, I'm not happy to be here myself. Last year Ment said that one of the participants was unlikely to send something like that. And in our universe, as you know, thoughts have a tendency to materialize. And now I've been dropped into this damn expo right along with this whole damn district! A piece was torn off the apple and the core was tossed straight into Barsina, get it?
— Honestly, not really. But we urgently need to get to the "Abode of the Sun" to deliver a letter to the great king.

* playback ended * Arselia and Akonia, Some guy from HW.

10. A dream at a temperature of 39. Reimian Empire, Nebo Altushnik. 

Стартовый пост - Квенты - Разное - Список НПС -
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - ЭмилияСтэфания - Амвросий - ЛестерАльсираАлария

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What Columbus Saw When He Pulled Up — 1, I don’t like this still frame that much...
Warhammer 40000 - General overview of the universe — 10, for the Emperor! Kill the xenos, kill the heretic! Hydra Dominatus! Exterminatus (exp)!
The Animated History of Every Green Lantern [DC Comics] — 2, it’s roughly like the lore of Warhammer, only without Warhammer.
The best dr. House scene ever — 5, it has a meaning...
Fitil "A Simple Situation" (1992) watch online — 6, it also has a meaning, but it resonated a little more...
Bear asks to be fed — 5, it’s ironic, but I’ve already seen this video... but I have some questions about it... or at least about the people in it.
Video unavailable — 1, judging by the ratings of those who were able to play the video, it’s not very good...
normal san andreas review — 3, it’s complicated... so I’ll just admit that I’ve never played GTA. Not any of them.
If You're Dead Just Come Back To Life — 7, the music sounds good.
a psychotherapy session with Dugin — 10, just another follower of the Void.
ORC BBQ | Dungeon Soup — 4, I don’t like the drawing style.
The most epic fight in the history of cinema (Death Mask TV) — 9, this reminded me of a completely different video, but I got a dose of nostalgia, so...
Карты для героев 5

"Плата за любовь"
"Путь некроманта"
"Темные грани"
"Рок Гримхейма"
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#506
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A fever dream is like this masquerade.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#507
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Yeah, I messed up and confused my own characters; it's time to retire...

But at least I guessed the best girl correctly.

Whatever
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#508
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In short, Revan won the masquerade with a 100% score.
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Heroist
Yeah, I mixed up my own characters, time to retire...

But at least I guessed the best girl.
You and Alex both guessed her, and you both put each other's names in the sender field.

Стартовый пост - Квенты - Разное - Список НПС -
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - ЭмилияСтэфания - Амвросий - ЛестерАльсираАлария

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What is your purpose in asking, Arandor?
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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Sanya Izi
What's your motivation for asking, Arandor?
Just out of curiosity.

Be strong. Believe
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p. 1. I understood what it was about me, but several options would fit, + I understood "legendary" as meaning overpowered. 2. I knew it was about Nebka. 3. Well, this is the only thing I would have guessed. 4. I was more likely thinking of Revansky from the Koshi expansion. Or someone else from fantasy. 5. I would never have guessed. 6. I wanted to guess Ment at first, but there would be one very obvious point, besides, nothing else came to mind. 7. Well, who remembers him? 8. I was thinking about myself and various students. 9. lol 10. I thought it was Alaria... although he seems to have many who wielded a two-handed weapon. n. 1. I also guessed this, I just can't remember his name. 2. I don't know that one. 3. I was expecting something like that, one of hundreds of empresses. 4. The name sounds familiar. 5. I only remember those I personally communicated with, and more than once. 6. I had that thought, considering that they constantly mention three or four NPCs. 7. Who? 8. Almost like Nisho. 9. I don't remember what I thought about the point, but the "partner" aspect should have been felt, or frequent interaction and usefulness. 10. I remember the picture and where it was, but not the name, because I didn't interact with him. e. 1. I don't know. 2. This was the second thing I guessed. 3. Was that Jabalah? 4. I don't know. 5. If there was Asparagus, then I would have guessed that too. 6. I would have guessed. 7. I had options to guess some academy or Serberia. 8. F Ment (I was thinking about Jabalah again, to be honest). 9. Well, with such descriptions... 10. I don't know. Based on the number of riddles, it turns out that Thiaral and RI were the best expansions.

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