Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

And now, in 20 years, there will be someone to debate with about the best level 4 unit in Heroes of Might and Magic III.

If, as an older player, she doesn't declare that Heroes of Might and Magic: Olden Era is the foundation, and everything before it is an outdated topic that's not worth discussing.

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No, of course, that will never happen. By the time the child grows up, even newer and even more cringeworthy heroes will have been released, making Olden Era seem quite basic in comparison.

Heroes of Might and Magic: Olden Era 3 😎

A month without internet and cigarettes. I survived.

A year without alcohol and cigarettes (okay, I don't smoke). I survived.

You didn't beat Diablo 2 on Hell difficulty as a Sorceress. You're lying. There are monsters at the end that are simply impossible to kill.

I already mentioned the tedious grind that could take several hours. Sometimes, only a small amount of health was deducted, but then you had to return to the camp to resurrect your companion if you hadn't managed to save them with potions, heal, and repeat the process. You can only do such a thing when you're unemployed and have a lot of free time. Now, I wouldn't even do that on a medium difficulty level.

I’m not unemployed; I’m a loader. I only play Diablo 2 in the evenings. And I also work out.

That’s why you won’t be able to beat Diablo 2 playing as a Sorceress.

• Dr. John Hooker's formula. Boy's height = (father's height + mother's height) / 2 + 6.4. Example: (183 + 165) / 2 + 6.4 = 180.4 cm.

Formula for Sanya's future son's height:

230 = (185 + 262.2) / 2 + 6.4

Therefore, a woman with a height of 262.2 cm is needed.

Added 1 hour 43 minutes later
And Neyka didn't beat Diablo 2. There is no proof. And Loken isn't 205 cm tall, there's no proof either. Sanya doesn't believe you.

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And Neyka hasn't made a single track yet. And hasn't drawn a single picture. Haha. Sanya is laughing.

But Neyra created a whole person. And what did Sanya do? Sanya couldn't even beat Diablo 2 on a Sorceress. And not even 205 self-made characters. I hope Sanya isn't too sad.

Here, I can only somewhat trust Siever and Count Orlov. At least I've seen their photos. There's about a 70 percent chance they're telling the truth about their height. I haven't seen the others, and I don't care.


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Maybe I haven't beaten the game as a Sorceress yet, but you haven't seen my Necromancer, Dead King. He's the most powerful Necromancer I've ever leveled up. I put all my experience and knowledge into him and leveled him up for 7 years. He'll defeat all your forty, he has an entire army of monsters, and also top-tier rune words. Even Bloodlords-Champions are afraid of him.

I’m very happy for him.