Posts from 🍁Nine Ancient Obelisks Auto-translated

- Ho-ho! Fifty oars forward!
- I won't.

—Ho-ho :( It used to cost ten...

- Mass production is cheaper than individual orders, haha.

urgently adapting the Northern theory of equality.

“Did you have some kind of notebook factory there…?” he shakes his head. “And we might not even come back from the front. Let’s do twenty now, and twenty later. And you autograph the cover and give me that bottle as a gift.” I’m logging out of ODH.

- Oh... Nineteen now, twenty-nine later, and in exchange, I'll get a gift and an autograph later, - in exchange for ONE Asmidul, he receives two Tungskian knickers, - o-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Indeed, only a truly creative person would embark on a war just for the sake of beautiful scenery!

“We’ll try not to lose. In principle, your future safety depends on the outcome of our little invasion of Calcite,” Camistella remarked without any surprise. “Haven’t you spent all your money yet? And how do you even manage that…”

Surprisingly, the wealthy Camistella always seemed to be short on funds. She even envied the artist and his latest extravagant spending.

"Brother Brazer is a bit taciturn today...", thought Erika and looked around to see if there was anyone else in the temple.

Right now, only he was here.
- The sea is restless...

I'm now curious why Girra hasn't moved to the list of depleted heroes yet (at the very least, he should have returned Tann's soul) – is it because the "GM forgot," or is it because "we're in for some surprise in the future"? 🤔🤔

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Now, he was the only one here.
- The sea is restless...

"Everything is strange..."
Erika decided to ask Brother why the temple was practically empty and what "the sea is restless" means.

"You've done a great job, soldiers," – after the old crone's rambling and the deputy's rousing speech, there was no need for further elaborate words, nor was there any inspiration to be found in them. "Tomorrow will be harder, but that just means we'll have the opportunity to kill even more. Now, eat, sleep, and rest up so we don't end up as boiled barshindas tomorrow. We'll celebrate when we take Barsina..."
"If we take it," Ushumgallu added to himself. According to his calculations, their route wouldn't even cover a third of Calcite – cutting them off from the rear would be child's play. Perhaps Felicia, worried about her own safety, would concentrate all her forces on Barsina. Perhaps the next cities would fall in a day or two. Perhaps at least two-thirds of those who left Sugara would reach Barsina. And then what? Lay siege to the capital with an exposed rear? Get roasted in a Valkyrie shield? All that remained was to be content with the thought that "later" would take care of itself and hope that the average Asuguh archer wouldn't be able to figure out just how difficult their situation was. Less thinking – better sleep... Indeed, a common soldier shouldn't know anything beyond his direct duties.
And Ushumgallu would have to gather intelligence through Genzu – he didn't want to talk to Jack personally, make sure the old man had obtained his precious tome – he didn't have time to study it now, see Kam...stell, who was always flitting around from headquarters to the tent, and once again be convinced that the owners of mansions lived a much better life than mortals. The patrol was complete; only the pit remained.
He would go there – because there was nowhere else to go, and he couldn't not go. Plans wouldn't make themselves, and he would also have to figure out who Argos had thrown under his command in the valiant and colorful 69th. Probably, after the incident with Sheila and the archer, they were pushing all the problematic ones onto him.
"Hoping you'll die with them."
"Impossible! Believing that only tactical education and a deadly strike can create discipline!"

Curvalla Zabarba Iszvai Origin Calcite +3 to endurance, +5 to will (defensive rolls only). Female spirit +1, intellect +1, faith +1, beauty +1, charisma +1. Conviction Felicianism +25 to barrier for each point of faith, restored after combat ends. The barrier protects against damage (accounts for defense) and while it is active, negative effects do not affect the character. +5 to defense and +5% to resistances of the six elements for each point of faith, but no more than 50%. The character reflects received damage back to the enemy (same attack type). 5% of received damage for each point of faith. Will check. Eyes of the Basilisk Unlocks the active skill "basilisk gaze".

Attributes Strength: 5 Endurance: 8 Perception: 3 Agility: 3 Luck: 5 Spirit: 7 (8) Intellect: 7 Speed: 1 Faith: 8 (9) Beauty: 2 Charisma: 6 (7) Parameters Health: 300 (400) SP: 2 (4) Initiative: 12 Accuracy: 70% (75%) Evasion: 15% (30%)  Will: 12 (13, D:18) Damage (BB): 175%  Crit chance: 25%  Attractiveness: 20 AP: 14 (16) Barrier: 225 Defense: 45 Fire, water, earth, air, light, darkness: 45% Reflection: 45% Skills Spear + mastery No penalty, crits available. +5% to accuracy, evasion, and crit.  Shield Can be used.  Multiple Frenzy.  The character survives a lethal attack with 1 health point and delivers a counterstrike (higher priority than a counterattack, +100% to accuracy for this attack). Activates nine times per combat.  Serpent Control The character attacks all enemies that appear in their attack line. These attacks cause paralysis, poison, and bleeding.  Cleaving Strikes The character's attacks ignore the enemy's defense.  Expert Tactics.  +2 to SP and +10% to accuracy, +10 to initiative, +10% to evasion, +10% block chance, +5 to will for allies under the character's command. Active Skills Basilisk Gaze Turns the target to stone. Range: 3 Bombardment Works as long as the character is in Karin. Deals 100 damage +100 fire damage in area 1+2; destroys a random inventory or equipment item.

Equipment Weapon 1: Banner of Felicia Lungworth (spear) Damage: 50, attack range +1 Supporters of Felicia Lungworth gain +5% chance to activate an extra turn while the character with this weapon is on the battlefield. If used by a Felician: the chance to activate an extra turn is doubled.  Shield/second weapon/spare weapon: Mirror of Felicia (shield) Block chance: 25% If used by a Felician: does not break, block chance is doubled.  Head: Curvalla's Headdress +1 to AP.  Body: Curvalla's Robes +5% to evasion. Shoulders: Curvalla's Mantle +5% to evasion. Hands: Curvalla's Gloves. +5% to accuracy.  Footwear: Curvalla's Boots. +2 to SP.  Accessory 1: Other 1: Inventory Dwelling Haven of Justice Location: Karin Ordinary bed You can sleep on this bed without worrying about morning back problems.  Three cats +5% to evasion.  Food and care costs: 15 rem per month.  Decoration slot 1: statue of Felicia Lungworth +100 to health if the character adheres to Felicianism.  Decoration slot 2: portrait of Felicia Lungworth +1 to faith, +1 to spirit, +1 to charisma if the character adheres to Felicianism.  Decoration slot 3: map of Calcite and adjacent territories.  Decoration slot 4: Quotes of Felicia Lungworth (book).  Dresser ... Mailbox ...

- Oh... Nineteen now, twenty-nine later, and I get a gift and an autograph later, - in exchange for ONE Asmidul, he receives two Tungskian knickers, - ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

—The ways of fate are inscrutable. —the bespectacled man didn't argue with such an outcome. —It's a pleasure doing business with you. Ho-ho-ho.

While paying, his eyes fall on the last item in the list:
—"Holding hands"... Is this some kind of course?

Curvall is overpowered, goodbye everyone, I'm leaving.

You can just say "Kurva"...

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