Posts from 🍁Nine Ancient Obelisks Auto-translated

- "Inspiration is the ability to put yourself in a working state," the mistress of northern proverbs and quotes suggested to him, - which means the main thing is not to give up, not to wait idly, and not to be lazy, and then everything will work out for us, especially since the villain is undead, and bonuses for fighting spirit do not apply to the undead!.. But with programs now it's difficult, there is nothing for students with an irregular schedule.

—Wow! Do I have the feeling that I've met someone with a collection of proverbs somewhere before?.. However, maybe I just dreamed it, and then someone should definitely take care of this for the cultural enlightenment of the Asugukh nation. —"You need to adopt the best from other cultures, and leave the bad."
Having reinforced the change in life priorities with this new thought, he opened the package of Tung candies and offered 1/10 to Zaviru. —Want some? This is now, unfortunately, a rarity.

While Camistella was busy writing, Phainant managed to finish the drawing he had promised earlier. The fact that even the bumpy road didn't hinder him spoke volumes about his great talent. "Here, take a look." He shows: "I certainly won't complain about the hundred thousand rem, but I feel a bit ashamed that it didn't come to me right away. And by the way, regarding my snake." Ignoring all rules of decency, the artist confessed that he had peeked into his friend's diary. "You've fallen into the trap of delusion. He didn't fall asleep; he's just not reacting to you in reality." To prove what he said, he released the snake; it was in full combat readiness. "See? Oh, damn," because he looked at Camistella, the snake turned back into a little snake. "Well, now what are you going to do?"

- You're not a skeleton or a zombie to be occupied with only one thought. - ... - I am convinced that the Haranian Empire does not deserve the right to exist, so I will do everything in my power to help Asuguh defeat it. Achieving this goal is worth any sacrifice, so I would like the townspeople to think about something other than saving their own skins.

- Partially a skeleton, - Ferus objected. - But yes, I understand what you mean. And I think that most of the residents share your opinion, at least partially.
After thanking the teacher and if he doesn't need anything else, the Sugarian returns to the girl.
if Gerych is there, I can ask him...

did I only question the fifth one? 🤨

can you

🐱🐲: PFKHAKHAKHAKHAKHAKHAKHAKH
⛓️♿: ...I don't know how to react to this.
🎪🏹: I know, I know! Like this:



🐱🐲: Heh. Heh. Heh.
⛓️♿: ...even if his snake isn't as small as in the original picture?
🎪🏹: Even if it's 2 meters 30 centimeters. That's the only adequate reaction.
🐱🐲: This is about a person's height, not his, um, python.
🎪🏹: Even if the python is 2 meters 30 centimeters.
🐱🐲: Yayaayaaya. It's like those people who send dick pics in private messages on dating sites. Oh my god, I'm going to burst into a billion little dragonlings from laughing.
⛓️♿: I don't understand why people do that? What's the point?
🎪🏹: He pulled it out so quickly. Probably doesn't wear underwear either. He recognized her - from the cult of witnesses of the bare ass. So he decided to send a signal.
🐱🐲: Y-y-y-heh-heh... Please, my jaw is tired of laughing.

– Hmm, she’s lovely, – agreed Camistella, – your skill is such that even distance is no obstacle. It’s amazing how easily you reproduce the details of a woman’s body on canvas, even though she isn’t physically present at the moment. I suppose that’s what people in the art world call “inspiration.”

The unexpected revelation of the powerful serpent Phainanth didn’t faze the lunar elf, as she was still under the influence of the painting from the mansion, and had long since become accustomed to the artist’s antics.

– Not bad, not bad, – Camistella tilted her head. – But did this powerful tool ever show interest in real women?

Just imagine what would happen if most men became like Phainanth... They would look at paintings, polishing their spears, with no interest in living bodies. Perhaps they would create a special kind of painting that would completely replace this dull, gray reality. And they would give it some amusing name.

Asugukh Diary of Erika (Normal). Entry 6.

(Erika remembers what, where, and with whom she did things, but unfortunately, she has already forgotten when exactly she did them...)

Locations and Characters:

Shinli's Shop in Enlil with General Goodson and his wife Yuzed. Bought a saddle (to make riding more comfortable), pauldrons (for protection), a triangular shield (for extra protection), and... baggy clothes (just in case...).
Calcite Delights Shop in Sugara with the saleswoman Zaria. Bought Sarian furniture (will come in handy), a magical talwar (a great item!!!), desert armor (extra armor is never a bad thing), a talisman of light (will definitely be useful someday...), and a Calcite language textbook ("knowing languages" is always useful).
The "Seven Knives" shop in Faris. Bought a helmet, gauntlets, and boots.
Mazzard. Bought a couple of newspapers and 4 books.
Kuromod. Learned a combat art and bought a useful potion...
The "Favorable Wind" shop. Bought scholar's glasses (to make reading more comfortable) and a scutum (for enhanced extra protection).
The Capital University. Finished studying military affairs...
Tung's Goods Shop in Ninamiat with the saleswoman Paritsa. Bought a Tung notebook to collect her knowledge. I suspect that this shop no longer exists...
Temple of Zhui'siksidjire. No comment. Glory to Zhui'siksidjire!!!
Azur Port. Nothing special, except that the aforementioned temple is located here...
Transportation stations of Enlil, Sugara, and Ninamiat. Nothing remarkable, but you need to somehow travel between cities...

Days: 0...
Locations: 8 (only the first mentioned locations are highlighted and counted)
Characters: 4
TOTAL: 12

TOTAL ENTRIES: 90

On this "round number," Erika decided that the "normal" diary was "morally outdated" and switched to "premium" diaries...

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Someone, please make a post separator. I don't want to "merge" the diaries...

let's wait for the host.

🐱🐲: I'm making a separator post. ⛓️♿: Just admit that you simply enjoy trolling and confusing players. 🎪🏹: But it's fun! 🐱🐲: And what can they do to me? I'm in a different city.

Erika's premium Asuguh diary ("green"). Entry 1.

(Dedicated to the glorious cities of all Anuzish!)

Cities of Asuguh:

Sizki - the capital of Asuguh. I find myself here quite often.
Shingen - the hometown of the author of all this scribbling...
Ninamiat - a city west of the capital, on the border with Tung. Or rather, with the Harran Empire... I've been there once, when I visited the Temple. I hope to go again. May the glorious Zhyusyiksidzire help me!
Ruzaniel - located somewhat south of Ninamiat, but near the same border... Never been there...
Onkaih - a city south of the capital. The Obelisk of Fire is located somewhere nearby. Never visited...
Mufigur - a city in the south. That's exactly where the so-called "Gates of Exile" are... Never been there even once...
Faris - a city east of the capital. I've been there a few times.
Enlil - a city somewhat north of Shingen. Kamistella's hometown. Of course I've been there...
Sugar - a city to the northeast of the capital. Passed through once and even bought something there...

Other known cities:

Shina - a city in Calcite. That's where the Stronghold of Mirth is located, where various tournaments are held. Never been there, but maybe someday I will. And perhaps even soon...

Cities from the "Heard the bell, but don't know where it rings..." category:

Minjin - the location of the Obelisk of Water. They say it has sunk beneath that very water...
Zutyshmu - the location of the Obelisk of Earth.
Sidjmort and Margel - somewhere between them lies the Obelisk of Light. Margel is obviously connected to the state of the same name...
Barsina - I have no idea what that is, but they say the Obelisk of Darkness is located there...
Higuchi - the location of the Obelisk of Matter.
Solitaria - the location of the Obelisk of Cosmos.
Aiskir - the location of the Obelisk of Time.

TOTAL: 18

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One more separator post, please...

Erika's ("Blue") Premium Asuguh Diary. Entry 1.


Locations and characters she learned about "sometime between March 16, 1000 and January 2, 1001" (or earlier, but for some reason forgot to write them down):

Am (or maybe it was Im??? Whatever...) - one of the brothers who own the restaurant in Faris.
Patriarch Eugene - head of the Church of Anuzish.
Patriarch Bruno - head of the Church of Arselia.
Ikusa Sizki - adopted daughter of the king and commander of the guard.
Sigonia - queen of Asuguh (11 y B.D.M. - 75 y A.D.M.).
Zulait - supposedly the founder of our Asuguh. I read about him in the articles on Sigonia and the obelisks, but unfortunately didn't get a chance to learn the details...
Camistella Lane - "guild colleague" and friend on the side. We met during training at the Guild.
Kimchilla Pesheng - not personally acquainted, but Camistella told me about her.
Josh Lanson - protector of Onkaih.
Tsunagarius Elfasit - protector of Mufigur.
Argos - protector of Sugar.
Lady Arabella Caswall - protector of Ninamiata.
Britomarta Liss - protector of Enlil.
Baka Marduk - protector of Ruzaniel.

Camistella's House - Camistella's first dwelling.
Camistella's Mansion - a gift from Kimchilla...
Erika's House - how could I forget my very own house...
Obelisk of Fire - located near Onkaih.
Obelisk of Water - used to be in some Minjin that supposedly sank underwater. Current whereabouts unknown. Maybe I'll manage to find it someday. May glorious Zhusyiksidzire help me!
Obelisk of Wind - location unknown.
Obelisk of Earth - located somewhere in Zutyshm.
Obelisk of Light - located between some Sidjmort and Margel.
Obelisk of Darkness - located in some Barsina.
Obelisk of Matter - located in some Higuchi.
Obelisk of Cosmos - located in some Solitaria.
Obelisk of Time - somewhere in Aiskir...

Hmm... And these unfamiliar places — are they countries or cities? Judging by the fact that the book said the Obelisk of Fire is located "near Onkaih," rather than "in Asuguh," most likely cities. Hmmm??? So Margel isn't just a state, but also a city? Interesting...

Days: 0...
Locations: 12
Characters: 14 (there are two brothers at the restaurant, but last time I only counted one; fixing that blunder...)
TOTAL: 26


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.And by the way, regarding my serpent. - Disregarding all rules of decency, the artist admitted he had peeked into his friend's diary. - You fell into a trap of misconception. He hasn't fallen asleep at all, he simply doesn't react to your real selves. - To prove what he'd said, he released the serpent outside; it was in full combat readiness. - See?

Good thing Erika stayed busy with her own affairs and doesn't see any of this madness...

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- Our country is in a state of great cultural decline and requires immediate treatment, which is why I and my comrades are trying to collect signatures for a petition to the king in order to fix what will soon lead to something irreparable. 
In short, the gist of the petition described by the activist looked like this:

- And who might you be, Mr. Presmeitin? And who are your "comrades"? Is this some kind of "activists' guild"? - Erika asked with a smirk, examining the petition to see if there was even a single signature on it...

Did I only question the fifth person? 🤨

I don't think so...

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Camistella +1 to Faith and +1 to Speed.

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- But, - he held up the answer sheet. - Wouldn't it be fair to get one from you as well, right?

- Fair enough.

Linshi fills out the list and shows it to Genze with the look as if he were the first person she has spoken to in the last decade:
1. To our world, innate human virtues, science, progress, order.
2. I agree with the views of the followers of Anush, because I am one of them myself.
3. The main differences are biological; everything else is superficial.
4. I will forgive.
5. I will apologize and ask for the opportunity to correct the situation, if not now, then in the future.
6. I wouldn't.
7. Interest.
8. None, because at the moment I do not have enough life experience to make positive changes for the lives of most people.
9. This is empty.
10. No.
11. Never (sparring in training and official competitions do not count as fights).
12. I would help him find a decent job.
13. I would share this burden with him.
14. Yes.
15. Yes, I don't need much.
16. Just like today, but endowed with greater wisdom, knowledge, and skills.
17. Animals deserve to be free.
18. If it were identical and as safe as the real one, I would consider it my duty.
19. Mindjin is in good hands.
20. I would refuse such an opportunity because it is unnatural.

Don't forget to add the Faith bonus.

🐱🐲: Oh, I remembered something else.
I pull out from my wide trousers
A penis the size of a can.
Look, be jealous! I am a citizen,
And not some kind of female citizen.
🎪🏹: Hehe.
⛓️♿: And these people forbid me to pick my nose...