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I don’t want to be reincarnated. I’m still too young. Science is advancing, and who knows, maybe by 2050 they’ll start making everyone three meters tall. Besides, I’m of average height, 190 centimeters, so everything is fine. And reincarnation is just nonsense, something people came up with so they wouldn’t be afraid to die in war.

You know, Arandor, I would gladly become heavier. I’m kind of tired of the height thing, but being large is a good thing. But I can’t seem to gain weight properly. I’m stuck around 80 kg. How do some guys manage to get up to 500 kg with a height of 170 cm – that’s a real mystery.

I’m playing Diablo 3 right now. I have a Sorceress, and I started playing the campaign again. I’ve got 5 zombie dogs, 4 zombie brutes, and spirits. The zombies are really unkillable; if the dogs are also attacking, even a single zombie can’t be killed by mobs.

You need to eat more and consume specific foods, although maybe your body is just like that. Some people eat a lot and don't gain weight. Maybe they'll come up with something for this soon. There's liposuction, where they pump out the fat. If you pay a lot of money, maybe they can even pump fat into you.

I also need to gain some weight, by the way.

Damn, you're crazy. Go to sleep, the roosters have crowed, it's time for the vampires to sleep.

So, I'm not a vampire, and my time zone is Moscow time, which means it's still early and I can play something. It's already 6 a.m. for you, and you're not sleeping.

Why aren't you a vampire? You have some kind of vampire in your avatar.

And by the way, I already slept. I just went to bed early.

This is a minstrel, he is resting under a tree. And the tree is a forum, the branches are topics, buds appear on them, then flowers, and after that something good appears in their lives(?), they turn into a fruit and, when ripe, leave the tree forever...

And by the way, I already slept. I just went to bed early.

Good for you, but I can't seem to get my sleep schedule right.
Today, I was testing Titan Quest with a friend so we could play together, but it doesn't work properly for him, and it doesn't work properly for many people in general. This is either due to a Windows update or something else, or it's due to internet connections. No one knows the exact reason, and no one is saying anything; all that's left is to guess and wait.

Titan is a tedious grind. You play it once, and it's not interesting to play again. I started Immortal Throne, but I quickly got bored. The weapons are monotonous; only the Spirit and Fire builds are playable. I tried playing as a Warrior, but I was killed immediately. Overall, it's not very good. And the graphics are terrible; the interface strains the eyes.

There aren't any decent games out there right now. I'm tired of everything.

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And there's no one to play with. Even my sister, who has her own laptop, isn't interested in games. And all the younger kids are playing on their phones; I don't know what they're playing. Rumor has it, something like CS.

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Okay, guys. Until there are some significant changes in my height/weight, there's no point in bringing up this topic again.

If you are underweight or short, then there’s no point in trying to gain weight; you might not even be drafted. You can worry about that later.

If you are underweight or short, then it means you need to make others smaller and shorter.

I was expecting that kind of continuation...

Titan is a tedious grind. Once you complete it, it's no longer interesting. I started Immortal Throne, but got bored quickly. The weapons are monotonous, only Spirit + Fire is playable. I tried playing as a Warrior, and I was immediately killed. Overall, it's not very good. And the graphics are terrible, the interface strains the eyes.

You're just a noob; there are many playable combinations.

Right now, I'm trying to level up my Necromancer to level 99 in Diablo 2. I barely managed to reach level 90, and of course, I cleared Hell difficulty. But how do I level up further? I'm not getting any experience at all, and I still have 9 levels to go. What a stupid game. Here, Nebo wrote about Diablo 1. I remember it a little; it didn't seem particularly difficult. The only thing is that you can get stuck on the Butcher and on Diablo himself, but otherwise, it's not a big deal. Even Bram Stoker's Dracula on Sega hardcore mode is much harder. You have to sit there for at least half a day, grind, and there's no saving or loading.

Download and upgrade the bot.

Also, download and use ArtMoney to boost your stats. Arandor, did you play Street Fighter on the Sega? It's also a great game. Even more complex than Mortal Kombat.

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By the way, I also can't log into Titan.

I played it, but not very much. Besides Mortal Kombat, I also had wrestling on the Sega and a Japanese sword-fighting game, the name of which I keep forgetting, even though it's also a series of games, not just a single one.

I played Street Fighter today. Just so you know, I'm at level 3. I made it to the fourth fighter. You have to defeat about 20 fighters, and there's probably a super boss at the end. And the difficulty increases with each fighter.