We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

I haven't actually met anyone here in person. And I don't really need to. Yes, I used to be bad at communicating online; social networks were new to me, and I thought everyone here was just nice and friendly. Plus, I only got internet access in 2009. I've only met one person here in person, so to speak – it was Imaris, may he be cursed. And even then, I don't really know who he is. We just wrote one stupid track together. Well, I thought, we'll blow up the internet, make some money. So, don't worry, Locken.

Added 16 minutes later
Okay, Locken, you're a big guy. Let's assume that. What's your height and weight?