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Did you try it yourself?

By the way, I've come up with a plan on how to become a level 210 hero. Keep walking on stilts, Ney, maybe you'll grow up, ahahaha.

I haven't tried it. I'm doing great with my 170.

What’s your plan, don’t keep me in suspense? Maybe I’ll use it too.

Haha, you're sly. I'll work on it, and maybe I'll share something. For a price. But for now, I'll listen to some rap. Old-school rappers and breakdancers still got it.

Speak Kiwi.

found a decent Ogre. Killed it and resurrected it. This is a good way to compare sizes and understand what's needed to become a real giant.

Did you find a decent ogre, and then he killed and resurrected you? I warned you not to mess with the big guys.

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Okay, at least I didn't find Mannoroth the Destroyer, or I'd be some kind of fel orc right now.

An Ogre Necromancer? That’s powerful.

ogres are stupid. they don't know how to resurrect.

They can, Cho Gall could. Grandma had a stroke, as I already wrote about. They brought her home from the ICU, and now she just lies in bed. I'm forced to change her diapers and feed her through a tube. Now I have to look at my 90-year-old grandma's genitals and buttocks. What a horror, I hope it won't get any worse.

Probably not.

I really need to make my shoulders wider. This is another step in my cunning and treacherous plan.

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What are you doing, Naiko? Why aren't you at work?

I work remotely.

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In that time, I managed to not only work but also cook a meal.

I could eat something right now too. I'll go grab a bite and play some games on the console.

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I've already reached the fourth fighter in Mortal Kombat.

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I'm going to write an email to Shaku. Or maybe to Dennis. I haven't decided yet. Or maybe I'll make my sister write it. I'm being forced to do this because of the inhumane living conditions in Russia. Well, I've already told you almost everything here. About the bullying in childhood, about the stepfather from Diablo, about the satanist mother, and about the $150 pension.

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Loken, if you're so good at Diablo 2. Here's a question for you. How do you kill super-strong, cursing, and mana-draining Blood Lords? And with a Barbarian, on Hell difficulty.

Found someone better than an ogre. Why become a monster yourself when you can find a monstrous friend?