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I dreamed that first, I visited relatives with my parents, this was the beginning of the dream and I remembered it the least, I only remember that in the end my parents went home without me, and I had to get home on my own. On the way, I decided to take a nap, I spread out a mattress and a blanket on some area with grass and trees, it was summer, I tried to fall asleep. Then I was met by a former classmate, she invited me to her place, to reminisce about school days, and warned that her husband and another classmate would be there. I immediately realized that she would try to set me up with that classmate, she was so-so, but I wanted to hang out with a married woman, so I agreed. I don't remember the details of the hangout, there was her husband, there was a less attractive classmate, I only remember that I opened a closet with things and I saw a sweater that she wore to school, I started staring at this sweater. She also looked there and said, "Wow, you recognized it, by the way, I still wear this sweater."
After the hangout, we parted, I found another more comfortable place, spread out a mattress and blanket, and tried to fall asleep. But then some young people came and started burning dry grass, I barely convinced them to wait until I gathered my things (I was sleeping on the grass near the trees again). In my head, there was also a news report that, yes, they were walking around the city and burning everything that burns well. I could smell smoke in my nostrils, and I hurried to leave that place. After a while, I found another place to sleep in the shade of the trees. But it started to drizzle, not very unpleasant, but it didn't let me sleep. I tried to turn around, tried to hide under a tree, but the drops still bothered me. I got up again and went. Of course, after a while, the rain stopped, and the street was flooded with sunlight. I felt very tired and decided to go home, luckily it was nearby.
But when I opened the entrance door, I stopped. A couple of meters in front of me was a wall, the bottom was painted in a sickly green color, the rest was whitewashed, well, I think you can imagine, the popular pattern of painting entrances. At the same time, the entrance itself went to the right and left, as if perpendicular to the entrance. I immediately understood that I was in for a nightmare, at the same time, a disembodied voice spoke from inside the entrance, which began to persuade me to go inside. I decided not to go in, but some old woman behind me went inside, pushing me forward so that I wouldn't get in the way. When I turned around to the exit, I realized that I couldn't tell if it led outside or inside. Remembering now, I think it showed the same image, that is, no matter which side I tried to look from, there was only the entrance to the entrance (still located perpendicular to it). I sighed theatrically, realized that there was nothing to do, and went inside, choosing the path to the left. The corridor soon turned, although nothing bad had started yet, the disembodied voice began to laugh triumphantly. I realized that I was doomed, that I was in for a tiring nightmare of staircases without stairs that I would have to jump over, endless abysses under me during such jumps, maybe some monsters, etc., in short, all the delights of a nightmare. I decided that I needed to wake up, but, unfortunately, I couldn't do it by force of will (usually it works, I dodge nightmares like that since high school). First, I tried to knock on the shield with the inscription "don't climb, it will kill you" without opening it, I understood that I needed to open it, but the superstitious fear of the symbolism with the skull turned out to be stronger. Then I tried to jump in place, it worked better than it seemed, the fall felt as if from one and a half meters, because the floor slightly bent down, a similar effect was in the first "Matrix" when Neo fell on the asphalt. Finally, I found a dwarfish bench, took it by one end, and hit myself on the head with the other with all my might. All this time, the voice was commenting on my actions, "No, you won't be able to kill yourself with the shield, you won't be able to kill yourself by falling, you won't be able to kill yourself with a half-rotten wooden bench." I replied to him, "You'd be surprised," and after hitting myself with the bench, I really woke up. There was no trick here - I woke up, but usually I wake up easily, as if I was swimming on the surface of the water, holding my head in the water and decided to raise it, but here I felt as if I was pulled out of the depths, as if I had dived deep into the water and barely swam to the surface.
Then I fell asleep again, I remember the next dream too poorly, lol, I only remember that I received a diploma there, which indicated a list of disciplines that I had studied, this diploma had 20 pages, probably, the list was huge and included various historical periods and philosophical teachings, for example, Confucianism and Kant. The trick was that in parentheses next to each discipline, it was indicated that I studied it through games from Paradox Entertainment. I wasn't offended by this, on the contrary, I thought that it was quite fair and I was still glad about the diploma, because it was very beautifully designed, something between an honorary diploma and a medieval manuscript, the words were highlighted in a beautiful script, etc. Then there were more misadventures that I remember too poorly, but in the end, the nightmares lured me again, this time without any frills - just cubic rooms with guts and monsters. I first tried to laugh at them, ran past the first monster and the first room, I thought that mockery and a dismissive attitude would help to cancel them out and allow me to have a normal dream. But after the first cube-room, there was a second, also with all sorts of disgusting monsters and images. I felt disgusted and decided to wake up, which I did, this time I woke up easily - I raised my head to the surface of the water. A minute later, the alarm clock rang. No twists, again, it was a real awakening.