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It's interesting how challenging this training will be... at least, it's easier than for those who have no gift or whose gift hasn't awakened. Isn't that right?

– Excuse me, but I came from Enlil. I don't have a place to stay here, but I heard that the guild might be able to help with that, – Kamistella reminded them of a potential favor.

Well, they're not asking for my soul... that's a good start.

The guy arrives at the station.

"I didn't think I'd have to go through the capital. "What time is it now?"
The guy looks at his watch.
There's probably still an hour before departure, so I'll go see the animals.

- Something like that. - The young protector scratched his nose with his index finger, looking uncertain. - To be honest, I'm not sure about the reasons; it was just an order from the palace - that everyone should have both a diary and a guidebook.

—Hmm, a guidebook makes sense, but... Still, it would be disrespectful to complain about free gifts. —the young man mused, scraping the bottom of his plate with a spoon. —It'll be a place to record the local attractions. I'm ashamed to admit, I've never left the capital. —After dinner, his mood noticeably improved. —By the way, if you don't mind me asking, Sir Lanson, I saw locations on the city sign that were marked as the homes of ordinary residents... Is that true, and can you just walk in and visit, or are they actually unnamed shops and stores?

The guys are doing as they were told; Sir Keir, just in case, drives the pride away and controls the situation.

Round 1
[15] Lion [300/300] ★★
[10] Ushumgallu [200/200] ★
[10] Gonor [125/125]
[10] Illiman [125/125]
[10] Sheila [100/100]

I'll start the battle tomorrow.

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- Thank you! - Insho wanted to hug Issaya, but then she remembered that she wasn't agile enough for that.

On the way to the temporary shelter, Insho looks around for a cute man, or a group of nerds.

On the way to her current resting place, Insho meets Himal.
- Sleep well and don't worry about anything; I'll do everything I can to make sure no one disturbs you.

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- Hmm, well, the guidebook makes sense, but... However, it would be disrespectful to complain about free gifts. - the boy reasoned, scraping the bottom of his plate with a spoon. - It will be a place to note down the local attractions. I'm ashamed to admit that I've never left the capital. - After dinner, his mood noticeably improved. - By the way, if you don't mind me asking, Sir Lanson, I saw locations on the city sign that were marked as the homes of ordinary residents... Is that true, and can you just drop in for a visit, or are they actually unnamed shops and stores?

- There's nothing to be ashamed of. I also spend most of my life here, in Onkaihe, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that - I like it here. The places are wonderful, and the people are good. You can visit anyone without hesitation; if they're not busy with something serious, they will definitely welcome you. Ais is an artist, Delez is a former adventurer, Inak is a herbalist and also knows how to fish, Lucon is a miner, and Nitra is none other than the head of the Guild of Erudition. I think anyone would have something to learn from them.

On her way to her resting place for the day, Insho meets Himal.
- Sleep well and don't worry about anything, I will do everything in my power to make sure no one disturbs you.

Disappointed that her cave and mine will not be disturbed, Insho goes to sleep. After waking up in the morning and completing all the necessary procedures, the girl writes a letter to Shiza.

Dear Shiza, I am writing to inform you that a young man named Asmidul was not found in his usual location. It is unknown where he went. The same may happen to the other young men. Please send me a detailed description of their appearance (or a photo, if you have already invented cameras) so that it will be easier for me to find them.

With best wishes, Insho Vseschelova.

Having finished the letter, Insho sends it through the nearest post office and heads to the adventurers' guild. "Big and strong mercenaries usually hang out in places like this..."

large and powerful mercenaries*

- There's nothing shameful about that. I also spend most of my life here, in Onkai, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that – I like it here. The places are wonderful, and the people are good. You can visit anyone you want without hesitation; if they're not busy with something important, they will definitely welcome you. Ais is an artist, Delez is a former adventurer, Inak is a herbalist and also a good fisherman, Lucon is a miner, and Nitra is none other than the head of the Erudition Guild. I think anyone would have something to learn from them.

—I've read that in big cities, people are mostly impersonal and rarely pay attention to genuine, heartfelt relationships, unlike here. I'll take your recommendation as an opportunity to test this hypothesis in practice. —leaning back in his chair, the young man took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. —Thank you again for your hospitality, Sir Lanson. If you happen to be passing through the capital, feel free to visit... Perhaps by then, I will have mastered this culinary diary and be able to repay you for your kindness. Position or no position, we southerners always help each other out. —yawning and stretching, he realized that fatigue had loosened his tongue more than any drink and returned to his usual reserved demeanor. —...Then, tomorrow morning, I'll visit the guild and see Mistress Nitra and try to pass the entrance tests with honor, if everything works out...

Meanwhile, Erika is waiting for a response from the sorceress...

- Thank you, Lady Chief, we will never forget this, - he said, stepping back and beckoning his comrades to follow. After moving a short distance and looking around, he quietly said to them while they were walking towards the admin area: - She has a keen ear. But how could she talk like that about our king? Maybe this is some kind of test for us? Or some behind-the-scenes games, because politics is a dirty business. But, guys, something tells me that it's better to keep quiet about this issue; they clearly have their own atmosphere here. Let sleeping dogs lie, - this time, the remark was crowned with a generic piece of common wisdom.

🎪🏹: Oh, kitty! Don't hurt the kitty!
⛓️♿: He'll hurt anyone himself...
🐱🐲: In general, lions, like many other predators, are very cautious animals. They attack only if they are sure of success or for self-defense when they are cornered. Natural selection favors agile predators; less agile ones have a lower chance of survival.
🎪🏹: Oh, how interesting. You're so smart, author! Almost as smart as Guyosh!
🐱🐲: The intelligence of the characters is limited by the intelligence of the author, so we are about the same level of smart.
⛓️♿: But I know more about medicine. You just keep my actual knowledge out of the picture and only use generally known facts to create the image you want.
🐱🐲: I have experience writing a comic with a brilliant engineer, a brilliant xenobiologist, and just a genius, so I know how to do it.
🎪🏹: By the way, it's unfair that Insho doesn't get experience! Processing pods, as she calls it, requires a lot of experience!
⛓️♿: Or it brings a lot of experience... Traumatic experience...
🐱🐲: Just don't start.
⛓️♿: Then get me a psychotherapist.
🐱🐲: What about Beata?
⛓️♿: She's great, but she's an amateur, and only a professional can help here.
🐱🐲: I'll think about it.
🎪🏹: By the way, is that lady really called Lady? Hehe. It would be funny if she took Genzu to some Farrelia on some airship and offered him all sorts of indecent things.
🐱🐲: I'll be surprised if that doesn't happen.
⛓️♿: Genzu already has no shortage of admirers. He hasn't even had time to go into the store, and they're already trying to arrange a marriage for him.
🎪🏹: It's described in the quest why... But it's strange, he's not some Camistella, he does wear underwear.
🐱🐲: I liked the cafe that Insho went to more. Now I really want pizza with pineapple.
🎪🏹: Ew, you sick pervert. I'd rather have... Oops, I said "Sizki." Or some pies. Just not with harpy meat, probably.
⛓️♿: Yeah... I saw harpies in real life, I remember. They are too humanoid to eat. It feels very strange...
🐱🐲: I can offer you "Veselukh." Especially you, Guyon.
⛓️♿: Uh-huh. With pleasure. I'd rather go with Erika and conduct experiments on ourselves.
🎪🏹: And that's also an experiment! I'd try it, especially the secret ingredient!
⛓️♿: It's a rotavirus stimulant. Although it will go unnoticed with such a composition... In any case, I didn't sign up for experiments on developing a natural reactive engine.
🐱🐲: They'll conduct them on you anyway, whether you agree or not. Look at what they did to me. They would have done it if Disney had made sequels to "Star Wars" in which the protagonist did some kind of Mary Sue thing and screwed over Luke...
⛓️♿: Just don't start... Do you have a stop word for such cases?..
🐱🐲: No. Suffer.

- Hahaha)) what are you guys doing in the game, you've completely lost it)))

Meanwhile, in real life:

[spoiler=+21, text]“It’s like prostitution,” – an OnlyFans model cried after having sex with 101 men in one day

Director Josh Peters released a documentary with Lily Phillips, who in October held a sex marathon, sleeping with a hundred men in 24 hours.

At first, the porn actress considered it a “dream,” but that evening she called what happened an “unnatural situation” and burst into tears:

💭It’s kind of like prostitution... It’s completely different... It’s a different feeling. I don’t know how to explain it... It’s one after another... It’s a very stressful situation💭

When the host entered the room, which was littered with lubricant, used condoms, and napkins, he almost threw up.

According to Phillips, out of a hundred men, she can remember no more than ten with whom she slept, but she “will never forget this day.”

However, later Lily decided to break the world record again and this time have 1000 men go through her in 24 hours – that’s 42 people per hour. [/spoiler]
Inquisitor is nervously smoking in the corner 😔

Nebos and his sources of inspiration. A true life player!

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I actually don't understand it either... People usually play games to distract themselves from things they don't like and to bring into their lives things they do like but are missing. Why do the opposite? It's a trick question ≖‿≖

🐱🐲: I object. I have enough hardcore BDSM without a safe word in real life.
🎪🏹: Here we go again, talking about work... But I don't understand, why sleep with a thousand people at once?
⛓️♿: I don't understand either...
🎪🏹: I'm talking about something else. Why? What's the point? Just for the sake of quantity?
🐱🐲: The idea is, yes.
🎪🏹: That's stupid. What about pleasure? If there are so many partners for one person, then it's pointless for everyone. And the pleasure of all participants in the process is important!
⛓️♿: It's important to you because you're a normal person.
🐱🐲: I wouldn't call Bea's, um, horizontal behavior before the game normal.
⛓️♿: It's still better than the Dark Lunari.
🎪🏹: Ah, that's why I only had Guiyosh in the game.
🐱🐲: You also had a threesome with Sisandra.
🎪🏹: Well, almost only Guiyosh. Anyway! Why do you make up one thing for me and play another?!
🐱🐲: Because I don't like, don't want, and can't play niche roles. Be grateful that you at least went wild in the bio.
🎪🏹: Okay, whatever. I don't need anyone but Guiyosh anyway.
🐱🐲: Technically, you have an open relationship.
🎪🏹: I remember. But I still don't need anyone but Guiyosh. Maybe it's love...
⛓️♿: "Maybe."
🎪🏹: That's not what I meant! Look, I'll explain now...
🐱🐲: Curtains!